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An empty house that isn't empty, a murder victim that's disappeared, a clock now running four minutes slow: this isn't so much a whodunnit as a WHENdunnit. Nicola Whyte returns in March with charming and witty locked room mystery, Murder Like Clockwork: waterstones.com/book/murder-li…

An empty house that isn't empty. A victim who vanishes. An impossible crime? When it comes to solving a murder, it’s all in the timing… 🕰️ We’re thrilled to share that Nicola Whyte, author of 10 Marchfield Square, is BACK with Murder Like Clockwork this March! Pre-order now.

...trying to deliver directly to my office, but ignoring all the signs saying 'All deliveries to reception'. - Still, I have my parcel albeit 4 days latrer than it should have been.

Update: From talking to the local depot manager and giving them directions to pass to the driver, delivery was rearranged. I had a feeling the driver would still go to the wrong building though, so I ambushed them and got my parcel. In fairness the driver was...

@UPS_UK your driver has gone to the wrong address three times now, despite me ringing you yesterday and being assured the driver would call the depot on arrival who would then call me. No call took place and you tried to deliver to the wrong address again.

Oooh @nixawhy's brilliant debut novel has a book trailer! #books #debutauthor #cosycrime #crimefiction

@PrinceofBielTan @warhammer Amazing news! Congratulations!

Much is asked of those to whom much is given! ⚡👊🏽 I've got tremendous news to share with you all! I've joined the @Warhammer team as a Warhammer TV Presenter! Catch me very soon on Warhammer TV, I can't wait for you to see my first episode!

@henryplayfoot Fantastic!

@digitalocean any chance you could look at our urgent ticket - 8269171 ?

What, did he mix their Zeitgeist album?

My favourite bit of the trailer for the forthcoming film 'The Loch Ness Horror' is the bit where they forgot to add the muzzle flash to the gun - no wonder he didn't hit it.

A masterpiece of neo-surrealism on the front page of the Daily Star today #dailystar #boffins #sharks #neosurrealism #jawsblimey #blimey #noidontknoweither

Every time I write a new book, it feels like I’m simply borrowing a book from the infinite dream-library of all the books that could be written and checking it out into waking reality