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I can't wait for my *x to *ie

Male manipulator final boss

Well behaved women rarely make history

@bellbottomsoul soon horse

need to be drunk at a bruno mars concert sooooooo bad

it's so nice seeing your boyfriend love his wife so much ❤️

had a year that "statistically probably won't ever happen to you or someone you love again" according to my therapist so anything is better than 2025 yall

real of her tbh

i want to eat batteries a lot and soon

it must be so fun being a baby in a stroller in Lisbon

This is how it feels when men on Hinge are like, “I want you to ruin my life.” No, I actually don’t want to do that

construction at jfk and I purchased an airport parking spot at a place that literally doesn't exist..at this point

Laura Dern dropped out of college because UCLA would not allow her to take a leave of absence to film "Blue Velvet." She gave David Lynch's script to the head of the film department in order to convince him, but he fired back at her: “First of all, if you make this choice, you are no longer welcome at UCLA. You’ll be out. But secondly, having read this script, that you would give up your college education for this is insane.” Dern says that "today, if you want to get a masters in film at that school, when you write a thesis there are three movies you are required to study. And you know what one of them is? Pisses me off."

Yall are weak. I would have a blast

If I don’t have a monster mash right now I’ll build a damn friendlys myself

No babe i follow her because it's Christlike to befriend prostitutes. Her too. Yeah and her

@anniemarcus Do you need water

I get emotional every time I go to the library like the fact that it’s free and they have so many services