Tor

I’m coming clean as a slim Jim enjoyer

David Stearns needs to be fired immediately. You simple cannot lose Pete

@anniemarcus No bob

I need to bring to everyone’s attention that Anna thought Pilates classes were actually charging 8 MILLION dollars a month because of my post

@anniemarcus LMAOOO WHO IS THIS NOW

@gentlesoftone Omg I’ve been obsessed with Jeopardy lately like I feel like a genius if I get one right BAHDBTBEBAH

Obsessed with watching Jeopardy and getting MAX six questions right and then telling everyone I’m in MENSA

LETS GOOO WE’RE SO LIKE THATTTTT BIRDS BABYYY

@hunterj007 @ESPNFantasy LMAOOOOO

@ESPNFantasy please fix the scores for raiders chargers game

Mendoza needs to be fired TONIGHT @Mets

And any of my friends that wanna celebrate someone being murdered in front of their children and family can come forward now so that I can remove you from my wedding guest list expeditiously!

@giananicolee BAHDBDHSH SHUT UPPPP

@tor_woz what did he ever do to you

Citizens bank park is the worst stadium. Dont ever try to serve me a “Philly Frank” instead of a Nathan’s ever again bro like im pissed

@tor_woz The Philly franklins were NOT hitting 😳😐

In cali rn and was told we look like we’re from jersey and honestly… I don’t know if I’ve ever felt more flattered in my life

IM CRYINGGGG

@anniemarcus I swear I love you IM BACK

@anniemarcus LMFAOOOOO

Nah Austin is still wayyyy too funny