Jonny

@MrBoldOne @EmiratesFACup Enjoy your quadruple, pal.

Me when my wife tells me to put my phone away at the dinner table

To this day, he remains the greatest defender to ever exist.

Fuck me Bobby Sanchez

EVERY SINGLE GOAL scored by BATISTUTA, TOTTI and MONTELLA during the 2000/01 Scudetto season.

Game recognise game. 🫡 Method Man was reppin' Fulham at Wu-Tang Clan’s O2 show last night.

Trump: "Deputy First Minister of Northern Ireland, and you get along so well. I don't know if I should be promoting mergers. I love mergers but we're gonna get in a little trouble. We're gonna get in more trouble with that."

This is like when Pavel Nedved won the Ballon d'Or. How’s Michael B Jordan won that over the other three

Hyrox

G/A in the Premier League this season: João Pedro - 18 Hugo Ekitiké - 15 Viktor Gyökeres - 10 Benjamin Sesko - 9

George W. Bush rn

Stupid cunts everywhere

SER DUNCAN THE TALL X ROCKY

. @ErlingHaaland @PhilFoden is this the future you want for us? for your kids? LOCK IN

Enzooooooo

🇮🇹✨ Happy birthday, Fabio Quagliarella… No forgetting this goal! 🥶

Lorenzo Insigne returns to Pescara 13 years later, joining the club who are currently bottom in Serie B. Throwback to 2011-12 where he scored 20 goals, added 13 assists, and linked up with Marco Verratti and Ciro Immobile 🐬

GOODNIGHT.

@Translink_NI Hello, is the g4b running today? The past two due have not appeared on Millmount Quarry Avenue

Morning all 👋 ^PD signing to help with your mid-week fare & timetable queries 👍 With a weather warning in place for ice today, please be careful on your way to the bus/train stop & be sure to wrap up. We'll post any service disruptions throughout the morning.

Harlan Coben has done it again. Another 8 episodes of complete shite. And I fell for it, again. TV for people who buy Joe Wicks’ cookbook.