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I am suing @Arsenal football club for emotional distress, among other offences. This kind of performance is unacceptable! Cc: @BBCSport @cnnsport @DailyMail @guardian @DhakabaKigongo @AllanDarren @dailytelegraph @DailyMonitor @newvisionwire @piersmorgan @m8arteta @DavidLumansi

i love being a lawyer and simultaneously fucking hate it, dumbass profession

Her husband becomes the first man to be in the longest distance relationship

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

20 years ago, I was studying abroad at the @UnivofGh. Like spaceflight, it was a positive, life-changing, perspective-deepening experience. Seeing the beauty of Ghana from space reminds me of the amazing people I met there and how in exploring the world, we learn about ourselves.

@kdyorke What about litig…😭😭😭

For Ghana: upstream petroleum, mining, innovative finance, aviation, and maritime.

@OriDavid17 😂😂😂😂

The “however” will hit like crack.

Mr. President you cannot stand at the United Nations and demand the world reckon with the crime of treating human beings as less than human. And then fly home to sign a Bill that does exactly that. We are not criminals. We are not a threat. We are Ghanaians. LEAVE US ALONE. 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇭

maria - ozimzim band & amarh pino meridien - wulomei adesa - adane best ba ni wo shwe - adotey tetor wogb3 j3k3 - amandzeba ny3 he y3 f3o - klala ga hall of fame music.

My sophomore album. Living Isn't Enough. Produced by Christoven. rbd.fanlink.tv/LivingIsntEnou…

Feeling trapped in a cycle that seems impossible to escape. Living Isn’t Enough (L.I.E.) My new album goes live this Friday. Don’t read the ALT texts. 🔗: onerpm.link/102234033235 #LIE #Hustle

@SamKwasiBoateng Wow. I know how we can spend that money

My GHS 19,487.77 is part🥳

@yiniboma_ @princeganaku Everytime dem go talk this bs and still lose 😂😂😂

Not to me personally, but they told my client, “your lawyer knows the law, my lawyer knows the judge”.😭😭😭😭

@Thrive__gh I was so pained finding out that the police have already arrested some suspects. The scam is so good i texted them that I was impressed. Not the usual dumb Momo scams.

The scammers are wild. Be careful

@ewoe_nam Facebook is where the love is.

So this woman died and no one has any good thing to say about her

@9tee___ Considering what you do now, I wonder what you will do if some girl breaks your heart.

Just got a notification from my bank about "suspicious activity." Someone tried to use my card to buy $400 worth of Roblox gift cards. I know exactly who it was. My 10-year-old. I went into his room. He was on his iPad playing Roblox, very focused, trying to look innocent. I said "did you try to buy Robux with my credit card?" He said "no." I showed him my phone with the fraud alert. $400 in attempted charges. He got quiet. Then: "It was an accident." I said how do you accidentally try to spend $400? He said his friend told him how to find saved payment info in the browser. He was "just looking" and then "it kind of just happened." Then he added: "I only tried to get the medium amount though. Not the big one." This kid tried to steal from me but showed restraint about how much to steal. I asked why he didn't go for the $1,000 option if he was already committing fraud. He said "that seemed greedy. And you might notice." So he calculated the optimal amount to steal. Enough Robux to matter. Not enough to trigger immediate attention. He's 10 years old and already understands the concept of staying under detection thresholds. I should be mad. I am mad. But I'm also realizing this kid has better operational security instincts than half my IT team. He committed fraud responsibly. That's somehow worse. I told him he's grounded from Roblox for a month. And from my laptop forever. He said "that's fair." Then he asked: "If I had done $200 would you have noticed?" The answer is probably not. And he knows it. I'm either raising a future cybersecurity expert or a future criminal. Maybe both.

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@yaron__zango Even in the Epstein files 😂😂😂 x.com/jodambusta/sta…

nigeria never coming back from this man

The Bench is also repping Akora. Her Ladyship Akora Sedinam Agbemava (OAA89). How are you repping Akora today? #Livingwaters #ProudAkora