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@fesshole They probably document every time you do it so after a few times they’ll have a stronger case to get your ass jailed

I've discovered the self service tills at Aldi are casual when it comes to detecting weights of lunchtime wraps. I use this loop hole to enjoy a bonus pack of Serrano Ham on each visit, a random day each week I'll pay for the ham to stop them pinpointing who the Hamburglar is.

@def_leppar20044 I’d sell me soul if he came to the uk

Recommend one album everyone should listen to at least once...any genre.

@DanhausenAD @ShawnMichaels @TripleH @undertaker @AJStylesOrg @JohnCena @steveaustinBSR @Papashango Naked Mideon 🤣 that needs to happen 🤣🤣🤣

Hello @ShawnMichaels @TripleH @undertaker @AJStylesOrg @JohnCena @steveaustinBSR @StardustWWELegend @Kuuuuuuurgan @NakedMideon @PapaShango How does 400 human dollars sound to come out of retirements and team with Danhausen?!

@HasanHussain777 @itvcorrie Jodie. She bashed him on the head after he disrespected her

@itvcorrie So we’re at the who killed Theo then….#Corrie #coronationstreet

Spoiler alert if you haven't seen who's dead yet! Did you guess right?! ⚰️ #Corrie #MurderWeek

@MixMCI @OfficialPVFC 🤣🤣🤣

@gimmeanm @OfficialPVFC oi pal don't push your luck

Pep’s come to see the Vale 👋

@NatashaCL7 @loudgusto Same. But for the money I’d be smelly for three weeks so I could become a quick millionaire

@loudgusto I shower every day or I feel gross. I could last 1 day.

$50K per day, but you can’t shower How long are you lasting?

@LibertyCappy Let a bloke older than him bum you then tell him, 1-1

Can't have a happy dad

@ftlohorror I’d love meet Kane but as I’ve already been the Bec twice this year and planning a 3rd trip, trying sponge a lift for a 4th seems unlikely…

Shall we do a Friday the 13th film with a Jason? Let us know in the comments

Our Opening Party screenings with Finn Carter and Alex Vincent, we hope you enjoyed watching Tremors and Childs Play last week. It hasn't escaped us that the opening party this November falls on a Friday the 13th.

@anon_opin The middle: hold my beer

TV theme tunes have declined massively. Good ones used to be common (Black Beauty, The Protectors, Superstars, Racoons, Big Match etc) but there hasn't been a memorable one since the Poddington Peas.

@DMcIntyreWWE There’s always a time and a place for meet n greets, and it’s at organised events. I’ve met some great wrestlers at cons, but I’d never dream of ambushing them during their own time

For those fans who spent hard earned money on a chance to say hello, take a photo, have something signed, or give me one of my many, many bracelets, I appreciate each and every single one of you. To those who rushed my family and I in the hotel, kept your kids up till 2am throwing them in front of us, or shoved a camera in my face without asking, you’re lucky I’m a calm natured person outside the ring. Please don’t do that ever again.

@fesshole We’re all weird in one way or another mucker

I have an absolute fear and hatred of whistling. It makes me feel physically ill when I hear it and, if I can, I try and leave the room if someone whistles near me. I can't tell friends or family because I'm scared that all they will do is whistle!

@Craigshaw185964 Coincidentally we did Wigan away last year on the vale bus & some dirty beast really needed see a doctor. Within 5 minutes you could chew it

Whoever kept farting in that away end too the right of the goal at the front, get your fucking bowels checked you horrible dirty bastard you smell like your dying #wafc

@fesshole That’s a long way of saying you’re a prostitute

My neighbour had workmen over, I wasn't working so they asked me to let them in & pay at the end. I got chatting to the workmen & he said he'd do the job for free if i sucked his dick. So not only did I get to suck off a handsome man, I got to keep my neighbours money for the job

@donallogue & @TheRealKenForee are so cool. @aliciawitty & Amy steel are lovely. Alex Vincent made me laugh. Carlsberg don’t do horror conventions. But if they did…

@HazelAppleyard What he isn’t telling her is he flushes then pisses in the sink

Do men really do this???

@StephMcMahon hall of fame speech was absolutely brilliant!

@Char_Tutton When I saw this I thought yeah it was Andy years ago

Has the person who started the fire at Robert’s farm been revealed?! 🤔🔥👀😰 #emmerdale vm.tiktok.com/ZNRVTcWa8/

@fesshole Yank your pubes like the rest of us

Monthly date night with the wife tonight. I decided to do a bit of "manscaping" with my beard trimmer in anticipation. Succeeded in taking a chunk out of my scrotum near the base of my nob and bleeding like a stuck pig. No nookie for me this week.

@thechanelbootss Tyrone

if corrie characters could swear who do you think would be first to call someone else a cunt