bee 🐝

@DiezelRaccoon *inflates you making you big and round*

Stop harboring illegals and they won’t need to be there numb nuts. Your curse words aren’t tough.

@doeyedfairy i follow you, i see it all 🌝

I love that no one follows my twitter so I just use it to rant, like I could not do this on instagram

@halsey hands and knees BEGGING for a deluxe version with these tracks

A few. My personal favorite is one that’s a criticism of the American healthcare system told from the eyes of a veteran growing old and alone, so he takes matters into his own hands. It would have likely been a Frank Sinatra “impersonation”. But after LOTS and Dog Years, the album was getting a little more su***dal than I was comfortable making the listener endure, so it didn’t make the cut.

@cherithrill damn good thing he didn’t kill you that would’ve been awkward

@ginger_vitis11 like your chest plate area

max after trying to help me pop my sternum: good thing i didn’t kill you that would’ve been awkward

@halsey hop on the yerba madre it’s so good !!

Celsius demon here

@doeyedfairy bah black sheep

Bah

@doeyedfairy the way no one is gonna know what this means

About to see jixten…feeling beige

@cherithrill why is she built like that

sleepy girl brought her lil berry n took a nap on my feet in .02 seconds

I was friends with the swiftie who went to prison for refusing to join the idf. every once in a while I see people saying she was lying and I have to go and confirm I’ve seen her face and some of her personal documents.

lady on the bus start flipping me off, then using her hands “shot” at me and crossed her hand over her neck. all i did was sit down bro

@aloarchive @cherithrill what is this, a crossover episode ???

im a fuckin uncle

@capogirl99 @GarryBredefeld @elonmusk no im not offended at all, in fact i found her comment hilarious and she was well within her first amendment right to freedom of speech. you seem pretty offended tho, huh jaye ?

@ginger_vitis11 @GarryBredefeld @elonmusk So he's pointing out the fact that a Fresno professor is celebrating and calling for the death of a sitting US president, and you're offended? You are part of the problem!!!!

How embarrassing for Fresno State that @elonmusk has to call out the violent rhetoric from one of its professors! Our students deserve so much better!

@schrole_jamie @GarryBredefeld @elonmusk idgaf what a genocide loving zionist thinks about me, i’ve seen what makes you cheer motherfucker 💀💀

@ginger_vitis11 @GarryBredefeld @elonmusk Gee what great vocabulary you have🤮

@aloarchive no YOU fucked your damn secretary don’t play dumb. YOU cheated first so what else was i supposed to do when you weren’t satisfying my needs ?!

@aloarchive your secretary would disagree

@aloarchive maybe you shouldn’t have filed for divorce then 😒

@aloarchive 🫶🫶🫶

@aloarchive no you’re wrong. hate her validly 🫵