Morty Williams

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Morty Williams

@gingibreadman

Question everything, but question that too.

The Mysterious Beyond Katılım Ocak 2014

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·30 May

The blood he spilled watered her rose. She's fully bloomed and eating up all the sun she deserves, while he rots in darkness because he let envy control his ego

MusChampion@Less_HumbleTeej

They need to quadruple that man’s sentence

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·13h

@feeIcompIete @wongkarwasian Banish him to the most liberal part of Québec if you really want him to be unhappy

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danial@feeIcompIete·14h

@wongkarwasian sentenced to life in alberta

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kenzie@wongkarwasian·14h

Deport Kevin O’Leary back to Canada

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·13h

@cIass_man You're gonna be worshipping this dude (allegedly, please don't hurt me Peter Thiel)

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ascendant lower-middle@cIass_man·22h

signing up for every yoga class within ten miles of her house rn

Fox News@FoxNews

BREAKING NEWS: Tulsi Gabbard is resigning as director of national intelligence

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·14h

@JimmyNewclaw @bpjzy @neilsuperduper My had an Oscar's night back in hs and two of the categories were most ferda boys and most ferda girls

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Jimmy Newclaw 🇨🇦@JimmyNewclaw·19h

@bpjzy @neilsuperduper Mickey for the ladies twofer da bois

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brendan@bpjzy·23h

Canadians be like I'm short a few toonies while buying a mickey

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·16h

@CansadoDemonio @pigeon7013 @dreeezabz He was retired when he died but you should have seen him in college

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Little lion@CansadoDemonio·20h

@pigeon7013 @dreeezabz Dawg why the FUCK did I just look up Ki Adi Mundi like he was going to be on the prospect list for the 2026 NBA draft. I mean I’ve never seen that movie but I gotta be better than this lol

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ere@pigeon7013·1d

we can’t take heights at face value. like an inch of Mobley’s ”height” is just his upper skull being tall, that’s a useless trait for a basketball player

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·17h

@Goated_wSauce You can find the 300mg coffee ones from a Shoppers in Toronto

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QuirkedUpWhiteBoy🇨🇦🇺🇦🇹🇼🇮🇱🇪🇺@Goated_wSauce·21h

The worst thing Justin Trudeau did was get rid of 300mg caffeine energy drinks.

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·23h

@NormonH3 @jon_day2 @CelticAshes It's not my job to search for meaning in the ramblings of an anonymous angry racist twitter account 😂

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HuckH@NormonH3·1d

@gingibreadman @jon_day2 @CelticAshes You could figure out ratios if you tried.

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Nathan Cooke@CelticAshes·3d

There’s no event, city, or country they haven’t diluted and conquered throughout Western civilization.

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@Codeman1769 @IcyVert I used to only wear Tommy John's for the 8" inseam second skin boxer brief but I've realized there are brighter horizons. Also they don't ship to Canada anymore

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Code@Codeman1769·1d

@IcyVert I got Tommy John just watching that.

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IcyVert@IcyVert·1d

This fucker is unhittable in The Show

MLB@MLB

Being able to throw from this angle is wild 👀 He's almost touching the ground when he's throwing 😳

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·1d

@a_ja219 @LamarGoatson1 @llMcbucketsll @4EverScoring Yes getting your heartrate up is bad for the body and kills you long term

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aj@a_ja219·1d

@LamarGoatson1 @llMcbucketsll @4EverScoring stress your body for no reason shorter life

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🃏@llMcbucketsll·1d

Stopped hooping and genuinely touched weights 3 times in 2 years idk how ppl do ts for fun

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·1d

@dexcstar @MIK3MCDANIEL 😐

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dexstarr★@dexcstar·1d

@MIK3MCDANIEL he ain’t do nothing but step back 😂😭

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no speeding🍪@MIK3MCDANIEL·1d

you look at his face and the progress is obvious why are niggas hating

Roy@magero67

Very proud… 2 months difference 🤝

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·1d

@MIK3MCDANIEL His arms look fantastic for only two months in the gym. Way more toned

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·1d

@robhughesyyc @jonkay Only insecure people think that watching someone dance is "ceding ground to their culture" Ban dancing from all cultures except Canada. Oh wait, that's 99.98% of all dances because we don't invent new dances here very often, we take from other cultures. That's what Canada is.

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Rob Hughes@robhughesyyc·1d

@jonkay They’re trying to force us to cede ground to their culture, while dressing up as assimilating

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Jonathan Kay@jonkay·1d

Actually, this is awesome Sorry, but why are people upset about this ?

Nathan Cooke@CelticAshes

There’s no event, city, or country they haven’t diluted and conquered throughout Western civilization.

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·1d

@r3kky23s @P4NTHERMMA @GaethjeNoPower The fact that Holloway got his UFC debut filling in short notice and losing to Poirier, 14 years later Max beats him for Poirier's retirement fight to make the trilogy 2-1 Poirier.

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@P4NTHERMMA @gingibreadman @GaethjeNoPower

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Pillow Hands Gaethje@GaethjeNoPower·2d

I wanna name my first kid after a submission. So far I’ve thought of: Kimmy (Kimura) Darcy (D’Arce) Calf Slicer (Calf Slicer) Anna (Anaconda) What else y’all got?

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@NormonH3 @jon_day2 @CelticAshes I can see two Canadians doing it on my screen right now. I don't know from how far up your ass you pulled 60 million, Canada doesn't have that many people. Are you feeling alright?

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HuckH@NormonH3·1d

@gingibreadman @jon_day2 @CelticAshes Are 60 million Canadians doing this in India?

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·1d

@NormonH3 @jon_day2 @CelticAshes If you moved to India and started doing the Moonwalk to support your favourite cricket team, I guarantee you that no one would give a shit except their racist sports fans, who you have a lot in common with.

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HuckH@NormonH3·2d

@jon_day2 @CelticAshes If a white person did something like this with Indian culture, you'd scream "cultural appropriation".

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·1d

@Terrilltf @woolyonezeez @marcelmtl I was gonna say, players can literally sanction their own bare-knuckle boxing matches on the spot with a couple chirps and a nod of the head. If you think that's boring, that's completely understandable however, to each their own.

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Terrill Tailfeathers@Terrilltf·1d

@woolyonezeez @marcelmtl Just kidding. Never been a sports fan.

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عَزِيز Aziz@woolyonezeez·1d

If you’re like me and you don’t really care about hockey, you’re not assimilating right If you’re like these guys and you want to celebrate how much you love hockey, you’re diluting the culture Damned if you do, damned if you don’t

Nathan Cooke@CelticAshes

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·1d

@woolyonezeez I'd love to watch these racists visit the Carribean and have their heads explode when they hear Indian looking people with Trini accents

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@tsuowa You interacted with us one too many times

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shi@tsuowa·1d

why did everyone on twitter just become canadian

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·1d

@scouseinsheff @GaethjeNoPower Macgregor Fast (Macgregor Sleep)

M@scouseinsheff·1d

@GaethjeNoPower @gingibreadman “the notorious” conor mcgregor (tapout)

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Morty Williams@gingibreadman·1d

@EastCoastEgg @JohnGVibes @Polymarket I just know your skull is microscopic

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Zegg@EastCoastEgg·1d

@JohnGVibes @Polymarket Forehead bigger than jupiter 😭😭😭

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Polymarket@Polymarket·1d

NEW: Canadian Member of Parliament Tamara Jansen welcomes newborn grandson, Charlie Kirk Jansen.

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@Narvus_Narwalsh @AreYouJokingMe @xxxcrustacion @Jay46384590 @JohnGVibes @Polymarket They genuinely don't think that if you make a rule where you can't just hire White people, there suddenly won't be enough qualified pilots.

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Peirce Hawthorne🇬🇧🇵🇸🇺🇦🍉☮️@Narvus_Narwalsh·1d

@AreYouJokingMe @xxxcrustacion @Jay46384590 @JohnGVibes @Polymarket Why do you assume that the black pilots that are picked aren't qualified?

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@feeIcompIete @wongkarwasian @cIass_man @JimmyNewclaw @bpjzy @neilsuperduper @CansadoDemonio @pigeon7013