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A haunted house but it’s just a bunch of creative directors telling you to “keep pushing”

Around here we make decisions based on data. [looks at data] Not that data, different data.

Someone just asked how giving homeless people homes will solve homeless, and reader, I screamed

@aishamadeit 🥹

Wait just to make sure I’m super duper clear the X is like a… placeholder right?

went to the brooklyn botanic garden yesterday inspired me to water my plants

I was today years old when I spelled exercise correctly on the first try. It felt so good. Exercise. Exercise. Exercise. Ah.

Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7. For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵

Y’all 🥹 my students have been putting in the WORK this year and ELEVEN of them just showed up on the #YoungOnesShortlist

*consistently reminding ppl that the world is a dumpster fire* is not a personality.

@robyn10nbaum And best places to shop in Roma / Condesa: google.com/maps/placelist…

@robyn10nbaum Stuff to do/eat: google.com/maps/placelist…

Mexico City recs plz! And don’t say Pujol

FIRST BLACK LATINA TO OWN AN INDEPENDENT MOVIE THEATER IN NY 🫶🏽 STUART CINEMA AND CAFE 79 West St, Brooklyn, NY

no cause she just explained this WAYYYY better than anybody that has tried to explain it to me. i love her

My kingdom for never having to encounter anything that begins with the word ‘trap’ other than music. No trap… Golf Karaoke Brunch Painting Yoga Poverty and violence isn’t a lifestyle aesthetic. Respectfully. ❤️

Here is a clip of Lizzo playing a 200-year-old flute in the library of congress. A beautiful performance from a well-trained musician. The outrage from certain people is just a symptom of their ideology. (Every time you share this it makes a right-wing talking head cry.)

@somefinetweets Saw this crazy thing the other day… might qualify as too clunky tho 🤷🏽‍♂️ tiktok.com/t/ZTRantBaK/

ISO a cool, but usable (not too clunky) keyboard. Recommendations?

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