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@SusanCalman my wife @IncognitoLinda has taken all the minging orange Revels for me tonight. That's love.

@ScotRail and carriage 52442 - cannot hear a word the conductor is saying. All announcements are inaudible today - what's happening? This is on the delayed 1728 to Kilmarnock (or is it Dumfries? I'm on my third attempt to leave GLC today so I've lost track of which train's which)

@scotrail Hi, I'm on the delayed 1711 from Glasgow Central to Girvan. Carriage 57492. We can't hear a word from the announcements - it's the quietest ever. Can it be turned up? We know we're delayed but no idea why or what's happening.

@krystalmsnowdon @ScotRail Also waiting on this train and would like to know! Overhead wires are damaged at Central knocking out most of the network. Guessing with this train being a diesel it'll eventually run but everything seems disrupted today.

@ScotRail Hi, do you know what it is happing with the 7:21 services from Kilmarnock to Glasgow Central?

Morning! This is your 7am wake up call! 🚆⏰

For anyone else seeing the same, an uninstall and reinstall of the app solved it for me, with thanks to the Revolut tech team here.

@RevolutApp I have the latest updated version of Android app as of this morning (8th Nov). I cannot open it, therefore cannot access my account. I can't find any details about why this happens. I can't scan the QR code because I'm trying to use my phone to access my account-help!

@scotrail there seems to be a problem in carriage 42257 at seats 39 and 40. There's water dripping into the carriage and all over seat 40. I did advise the ticket inspector but they didn't seem bothered. I'm on the 07.41 to Aberdeen from Queen Street.

@amandajplatell Yes. You're wrong. Do you think Chloe Kelly was "undignified" when she removed her shirt to celebrate the final goal scored when England won the Euros? Williamson has every right to promote herself and her body in any way she wants, much like male footballers before her. Shush.

Am I wrong to expect more dignity from the captain of our brave Lionesses, to hope for Leah Williamson to focus more on the games ahead and rather less on self-promotion and her bank account?

@ScotRail Thanks. It's not as hot as down south but it's not far off it in this train tonight!

@giraffeonastick Hi there, I will get this reported, thanks. ^Chloe

@ScotRail hello. Carriage 38558 on the Barrhead <> Glasgow Central trains is hotter inside than outside. Would it be possible to get some air con running for the comfort of passengers? No train manager on board I don't think.

@HMRCcustomers That's very convoluted. I would love a simple calculator that can say "yes" or "no". I'm going to have to call and ask...

@giraffeonastick Hi, It’s likely that there may be capital gain which is liable to tax but it does depend on specific details. Please see the following guidance for help: HS282 Death, personal representatives and legatees (2024) - GOV.UK Thanks. Anas

@HMRCcustomers hello. Administering an estate as executor. Property is selling for £220k. Total estate value £245k. I know no IHT payable but can you advise if CGT is payable on property sale? Calculator and bot on website can't answer. Is a tax return due? No income since death.

@ScotRail Wonderful. If the station facilities were available it might ease it a bit. They're usually open but the station is shuttered and the waiting room locked.

@giraffeonastick Hi, This train has been cancelled because of a broken down train. ^Hayley

@ScotRail what's happening at Barrhead? 7.26 cancelled (meaning I have to wait 30 mins in the dark) and the waiting room is locked. Can't say I feel particularly safe.

@ScotRail Glasgow Central

@giraffeonastick Hi, Where are you traveling to? ^Hayley

@OctopusElectro I think it's working now, I seem to have an account, but I can't set a password. One thing at a time It keeps returning "sorry, something went wrong"

@giraffeonastick Thanks for sharing! The team have picked up on this as well, they're looking into it now to get it back up and running again. If you could try again later this afternoon we should have things back up to speed ⚡

@OctopusElectro is there a problem with your app? I'm trying to sign up for the first time. I'm stuck in a loop of the magic sign in link - I got to my email, tap the link and it returns me to "open your mail app". Can't select my country either - Next button does nowt.

@ScotRail morning! Barrhead station's waiting room is locked and it's chucking it down. Any idea if it'll be open any time soon? The shutters on one half of the station are closed too. Is there a staff shortage? Waiting room is normally open at this time

@TNLUK Ah, it can wait. I just wanted to check if it was an app issue, but seems it's a "my account" issue. Will sort it next week by phone, thanks

@giraffeonastick Thanks for trying that for me. Unfortunately we don't have access to player accounts over social media, so I'd recommend giving us a call on 0333 234 44 33, where an agent can look into this for you. Our contact centre is open until 8pm. ^Ren

@TNLUK is there a problem with the app? I have the latest version but every time I try and add funds, it says "sorry our app is temporarily unavailable" Android version, been doing this all day.

@TNLUK I tried from the website and it says there's a problem with my original card. But there isn't I'll just not add funds and save my pennies. Never mind.

@TNLUK Ok, that's not working. My card works and is valid but the app says it couldn't process my request. I tried a different debit card from another bank and the same error appears