CommitCrimes

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Who's the biggest git criminal at your job?

what's the biggest crime you've seen committed to a git repo by a coworker?

we haven't seen a model citizen quite like @karpathy so far him: 1 "crime". cleanest record on the site. me: 45 years, 5 "crimes" what's your "sentence"?

@i_mika_el we hand out "criminal sentences" for bad git behavior commitcrimes.dev

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@ardent__dev pushing meaningful commit messages

Which skill do you think will matter most in the next few years?

What's your worst git commit habit?

@yhqz01 @karthikponna19 yoda disapproves of your use of the force 😂

@karthikponna19 git push origin main —force 😋

which git command do you use the most ?

@NehraWorkss Only jedi's should be using the force

Using this to explain my day to day coding life

@clairevo easy way to end up on our most wanted! 😂 love the redesign!

git push origin main --force

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@aryancode27 that's the easy way to end up on our most wanted list!😂

git pull not working 😕 freezing git push origin main --force 😆

@airscrach666 was sentenced to 63 years for Abandonment of Property on CommitCrimes. ⚖️ commitcrimes.dev/u/MasterAirscr…

I built an app that audits your git habits and then "convicts" you for them. behold, my crimes. commitcrimes.dev @gitmostwanted

@zvoque was sentenced to 76 years for Obstruction of Clarity on CommitCrimes. ⚖️ commitcrimes.dev/u/zvoque

I was sentenced to 76 years for Obstruction of Clarity on CommitCrimes. ⚖️ commitcrimes.dev/u/zvoque via @gitmostwanted