Josh Gleave

Life Goal: Buy @JohnSchaech @EmbryEthan @tomhanks Steve Zahn and Tom Everett Scott each a drink to thank them for altering the course of my life. #thatthingyoudo

Submitted a song for a new @Dan_Fogelman TV show. Crossing my fingers it works out because of how much “This Is Us” meant to me after my dad died. Would have some beautiful symmetry to it.

@elonmusk Always wanted an X. Just was never able to afford one.

Only a few hundred Tesla Model S & X cars left in inventory. Order now if you want one.

Friday is a huge day for me and I don’t wanna jinx it yet.

@allisnotgold04 @SeanFennessey All of it.

@gleaverock @SeanFennessey Are you saying Mayo? Or also talking ranch and Cesar?

@SeanFennessey finally! Another hater of white condiments! There’s dozens of us!

Chuck Norris didn’t die. Death Chuck Norris’d.

Peters. Ward. Sneed. Mcduffie. Every time the Chiefs moved on they leveled up.

@Cindyheybail Speculation but I can see the pieces moving.

@joshgleave Is that confirmed or speculation?

Giannis is going to Miami.

You playing small does not serve the world.

If I was Denver I’d go sign @ChadHenne Hennethingispossible!

😂😂😂😂😂

So… McDermott is getting fired yea?

Never forget

Duuuuuuu….mpster fire! @Jaguars

What a ending sheesh

I just graduated to the clipping digital coupons era of adulthood.

100% thought today was Saturday.

Dear @DrakeLondon_ I named my team after you. I just need 16 fantasy points to win. If you can hear me, know I’ll be rooting for you.

Influencer culture is wearing me out.