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"Can I get a pie with 4 blackbirds in?"
"anything else in there?"
"yeah, 20 blackbirds"
"as well as the original 4?"
"yes please"
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World's fastest bongo player™
@glimbrick
Built like a shit brick house. He/Him
London Katılım Aralık 2008
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@NicoleRPrause How many people have you had sign up? I would love to take part but I’m based in the UK.
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As we blow past the halfway recruitment point for our study of post-orgasmic illness syndrome in men, we are pro at getting biosamples on dry ice to Nebraska!
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@TRobinsonNewEra Yeah, noticed some cultures, thanks for highlighting
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"Culture day" at Bolton college in "Modern England" yesterday.
Notice anything?
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My grandma coming round in the last 3 minutes of the grey-bait movie we put on for her at Christmas
໊@buffys
this being a real photo
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@pasdedeux2nite “I don’t consider sex workers to be people with agency” very cool man, keep telling everyone exactly who you are
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Guy casually using the R word is confused as to why he can’t get a date
Zeno Morphic Resonance@TortoiseXeno
@Cruxador @swarley75042565 Yes I've approached hundreds of women in my life. Man you people are retarded. Read the rest of the post about the changing of societal expectations. Bars used to have normal people. No one is asking every fat single mother in the bar on a dance picnic.
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@lucyjaynewhite1 Farage sounds like a suspiciously french name, so we should probably make sure he's not representing british interests. Or is it a skin colour thing?
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Harry Maguire, who is English and Northern Irish…
… has been demographically replaced in the England World Cup team by an African named ‘Addji Keaninkin Marc-Israel Guéh’ born in Ivory Coast.
What’s the point in a ‘national’ football team if someone who is NOT from that nation can join?
Maguire should play for England. Guéh should play for Ivory Coast. Common sense.
I’m sure Maguire isn’t even allowed to contest this decision because, as his shirt says in the photo below, ‘no room for racism’.
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Man used to go to war. Now they put up flags to ward off black people from appearing on their TV.
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Oh and that he's alive for when the unredacted Epstein files are released by China/Russia.
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When it happens, I hope it's a catastrophic stroke, and that he survives, completely conscious, but stuck in a vegetative state for years, watching the Reps eat themselves alive, his family fall into ruin, all his assets stripped and a formal court case brought against him.
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Honestly pure dictator shit. A real democracy would immediately imprison him for even trying this
Watcher.Guru@WatcherGuru
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 Trump-IRS settlement permanently blocks IRS from auditing tax claims for President Trump and his family, Politico reports.
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Israel has killed over 20.000 children in Gaza since 2023.
#Eurovision
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“I tend to react with hostility” he’s describing himself like he’s a nervous horse or a rescue chimp
Ty Hardee@hardee_ty
@RustyHerzog @MikeReissWriter I’ll probably watch the movie and expect it to be decent. The questionable casting choices are annoying because I tend to react with hostility towards what I perceive as propagandistic manipulation. It’s a nuisance not a deal breaker for me. I’m just calling it out the bullshit.
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We're mad because the movie version of THE ODYSSEY which we haven't seen, doesn't match the vision of the book we never read.
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Couch to Prime minister
Politics UK@PolitlcsUK
🚨 WATCH: Andy Burnham goes for a run after announcing his plans to return to Parliament
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@Thevine_ntwk @PopTingz Cosmetic surgery, essential surgery, prosthetics, wheelchairs, hair dye - like where does this logical fallacy end?
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The kind of quote that used to end political careers
Acyn@Acyn
Trump on Iran War: Reporter: What extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal? Trump: Not even a little bit. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation
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AI bros will be like “these pecs are as valid and strong as any other pecs, just saves me time in the gym”
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If I see a blue tick next to your name I’m straight up assuming you’re a bot and ignoring whatever controversial nonsense you’re spouting for engagement.
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