0𝕏.Glo🧬

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0𝕏.Glo🧬

@glocryptofuture

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Lagos, Nigeria Katılım Kasım 2022

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·26 Mar

My company - Contact9 is refining the future of Adverts. Utilizing Telegram as it's first medium, We aim to give Businesses Control over how their ads are made and completed. We're at the stage where we invite telegram channel owners, Once we have enough. We fully launch🔥

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·21h

I created this bot on telegram only to realize it already exists😂

F4kaika🦅@Faksback666

Hey @PuntrrAi pls optimize R22883 to the safest 200 odds

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·2d

A short story😂

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·3d

@ThaBoyYom @MkoTheComedian E easy to talk

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YOM🗣️@ThaBoyYom·3d

@MkoTheComedian E get wetin I dey always tell myself If my immediate family members and/or real life goonz no fit handle am Then I think it’s indeed about time to kpoof.

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M.K.O ♠️@MkoTheComedian·3d

Bro 💔 I no wan dey situation wey dem go dey beg people online to help me gather money ooo I prefer make Eledumare take my life 👏

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·3d

@charlenebbyy @MikaelOvo Your grand mummy is a fool, … and don’t threaten me with a nice time.

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·3d

@charlenebbyy @MikaelOvo Why? You don’t think what applies to the male humans apply to the female too? Young fool

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·3d

It’s unreal how ordinary people are at the end of the day. We’re all just human, old kids. Human Rich or poor, leader or slave

MrBanks💰@Mrbankstips

President Trump to the United Kingdom

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·3d

No be life una Dey live for that state walahi 1.7 mil for a hell hole is crazy

Topss@topetyez_

You people will not believe what I saw 😭😭

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·5d

😂 You’d realize 2 days later

TSHIA@tshianki

WhatsApp has this new thing of not removing the profile photo when you’ve been blocked. 😭

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·5d

@UrglyGramm @_okime Only your cousin can decide actually, it’s never the same experience

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URGLY GRAMM🍃@UrglyGramm·5d

@_okime It depends on the type of family, my cousin stayed with us and you won’t know that it was never my mum or my dad that gave birth to her, she’s never left out in any family convo, if them dey para x2 for us, dem go pardon her, nah the part wey dey vex me bdat😭

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Okime🎀@_okime·6d

One of the most embarrassing things to ever happen in your life is to live with another family🫩

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·5d

When I did this, I immediately outgrew like half of the clothes when I got home 😂 Tough experience fr

Alhaji 007 Of Web3🥷@Return_born

Sometime in 2022, I took 300k ngn to CMS and used it all on clothes. I still have some I haven’t opened🙂‍↔️ Doing same thing again soooooon🤲🧎

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·5d

@ubah_484 @leyeConnect Guyyyy

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𝕭@ubah_484·5d

@leyeConnect Nah it's Indian He actually wanted to say "Saar"😂

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LEYE@leyeConnect·5d

That “sir” is so Nigerian coded, you just know it’s my people, we are respectful by default but wicked at heart😭😭

Nikita Bier@nikitabier

@boneGPT I have never gotten “sir, my payout is too low” from a Japanese account. They are doing it for pure love of the game. Just as God intended.

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·6d

second born nau

𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟@kusssman

Who dey even help first born sef.

0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·6d

1M sockets is nothing

SumitM@SumitM_X

If 1M users are online in Watsapp… Are we keeping 1M WebSocket connections open?

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·28 Mar

It’s the weekend, withdraw 300k to enjoy your life☺️

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·28 Mar

This is a normal reaction btw Your body go first calmmm , In denial 😂

Oyindamola🙄@dammiedammie35

Werey, I never even still comot this bed since I wake up…. Koletoyen nau😂😂

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·28 Mar

@TheAjibolaGrey Omo , that thing no easy low key o, especially the commitment part and writing interesting captions

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ODINAKA. El Toro.@TheAjibolaGrey·28 Mar

All he does is post videos btw😂

YOBAMS.@djyobams

32Millys from tweeting. Nice ball

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·27 Mar

They brought light and I literally felt unexplainable happiness 😂 I have solar installed btw

mike@mikealebiosu

“up nepa” from three generations is actually insane if you reason am. this one pass ogun idile, wallahi.

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·27 Mar

We’re not even making a million lmao

Titanium@akinkunmi

There is no end. Humans will evolve and thrive for a billion more years to come. Provided we don't bomb each other to extinction. 🙃 "The end" is bullshit.

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·27 Mar

@illegalbrokeboy @oreosBaby__ 200 and more things apparently

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Illegally Broke@illegalbrokeboy·27 Mar

@glocryptofuture @oreosBaby__ I have never used an iPhone before so I wouldn't know how cool it feels. But the question was, what does it do that WhatsApp can't do?

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Oreos ♡🫧@oreosBaby__·27 Mar

iMessage is the best texting app

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0𝕏.Glo🧬@glocryptofuture·27 Mar

@illegalbrokeboy @oreosBaby__ Just feels cooler, and the integration with other services too are awesome

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Illegally Broke@illegalbrokeboy·27 Mar

@oreosBaby__ What can it do that WhatsApp can't do?

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@ThaBoyYom @MkoTheComedian @charlenebbyy @MikaelOvo @UrglyGramm @_okime @ubah_484 @leyeConnect