Glenn Longhurst

@Allan_Doherty 3 all year round Allan 🔥☀️👌

In this heat 🥵 How do you sleep at night 🤔 Am still 1 😴

The original tv back in the day 🔥👌

@swspurs @Allthings__THFC

@glonghurst68 @Allthings__THFC

How much do you recon we get for Romero?

@TheNewsAtGlenn No voyeurs 🤷‍♂️

Introducing: the cuck urinal™

@swspurs @Allthings__THFC Quid or mil 🤷‍♂️🤣

@Allthings__THFC 50

@Allan_Doherty 🤣🤣🤣💦

@glonghurst68 😂😂 no 🙌🏻

A wee beer 🍺 to celebrate the first cut of the new grass ✂️ 💐 🫡

@Thatguyisback77 I’m made up for ya mate, good things happen to good people Carl & don’t you forget it 🫶🫶👌👌👌👌

@glonghurst68 Really have Glenn and I couldn’t be happier 🫶🏻

So Wifeys parents have been amazing to me . I have fallen in with them .Proper old skool scousers who skit me lovingly but treat me like their own son .Love it when my “in laws” come round .It’s their silver this year and i’m proud to be helping to plan the celebrations ❤️

@The_East_End @MartinKnight_ Pretty sure a Topic had nuts in it 🤷‍♂️

@MartinKnight_ Disgraceful - it was my favourite - and they didn’t even ask me…😤

Red Bounty bars have been quietly shelved. The dark chocolate version was discontinued in 2023 & despite Mars saying they were working to bring it back - they haven’t. It’s joined Topic in chocolate bar cemetery.

@peelyloverr Yer mum !

Declan Rice is a multi-millionaire, athletic, 6'1 elite footballer and yet he settles for a fat white girl... I don't understand this world anymore

@LGoonerHoward Ticketyboo 🏆🏆❤️

How are we all today Gooners? #TheArsenal

@knott_phil Bit harsh, Foster’s would be more appropriate 🤣🤣

Given Carling at Christmas

@Flaydens Always said you had good taste Phil 👌👏😆

If I suddenly came in to £500,000 I wouldn't tell the wife. But there would be signs .

@Allan_Doherty Mate, that looks lush, you’re obviously not on a meter 💦🤫🤣🤣

@glonghurst68 😂😂😂 Quick growing grass,, now I know was a mistake 🤦🏻‍♂️

@Markshark26 Stella artorious 🍺🍺👏👏👏👏

Have a nice night 😀🍻

@Thatguyisback77 I’m no doctor Carl but this is sketchy to say the least, you’re treading on thin ice bro 😳😳😳😳😳😳

Back just because I couldn’t let this go . Wifey just said “ the smell of bacon gets boring doesnt it “I’m not sure if I should call the emergency services or take her to our local hospital in the morning 😂😂

@manumally Once you’ve had my coriander chicken son we’ll be pals for life, I’m telling ya 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌

@glonghurst68 Bloody hell I'll stick to my cornflakes but would love to have a Natter. But thanks anyway 👍👍👍👍

As soon as the sun pops out Some twat Neighbour get these out

@Thatguyisback77 Have a great time with the Mrs Carl ☀️☀️🔥👌

Im off ….probably gonna take a little Twitter break for a few days so I’ll catch you next weekend . . Wish you ALL a fabulous week … even those who give me a hard time 😂🙌