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Detective Glover

@gloverthewise

Esoteric Investigator. Trying To Get To The Bottom Of Things. Monitoring The Situation.

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Detective Glover
Detective Glover@gloverthewise·
They are doing the meme
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Abud Bakri MD
Abud Bakri MD@AbudBakri·
A woman’s job is to keep her man’s cortisol as low as possible for as long as possible A man’s job is to keep his woman’s progesterone as high as possible for as long as possible
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Leading Report@LeadingReport·
BREAKING: Rising number of Americans refusing life-saving blood transfusions because they come from vaccinated donors, per Daily Mail.
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Detective Glover
Detective Glover@gloverthewise·
@theralkia Integrated my anima last month and my rizz has drastically increased. Girls love me. Guys respect me. My wizard powers are nearing an all time high.
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Nornal Guy 🧙‍♂️
Rizz isn’t real just have an intense and unyielding presence
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David Sun
David Sun@arcticinstincts·
The foreskin contains the frenular delta, the true male G-spot. If you are circumcised, you’ll never fully know how your penis functions… you may never even know true love.. 😢❤️‍🩹 It’s time to demand reparations if you were circumcised without consent! ✊ #ForeskinReparationsNOW
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David Sun@arcticinstincts

Status symbols of the 2030s: 1. Avoided the COVID shot (no spike protein dmg) 2. Palantir goyscore above 700 (not homeless & microchipped) 3. Foreskin intact (No imperial submission) 4. Can read long form text (no scrollcel brain dmg) 5. Avoided the Iran war draft (not dead)

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The Heretical Liberal 🇨🇦
Lmao this is nonsense. I was circumcised in my late teens for a medical reason. Id had sex with it and without. I would say it felt perhaps 5% more sensation with it. Nothing remotely like whayever the fuck youre on about here. I was fully connected with my high school gf before and after
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𝔭𝔢𝔯𝔰𝔵𝔫 ´ཀ`
Finding out that the male G Spot was just having your foreskin is kind of sad.. Because that means most American men & every Jewish guy has no idea what it actually feels like to feel connected to a woman. No wonder misogyny is crazy lately… it’s just a bunch of dudes that don’t know what pussy feels like.
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Detective Glover
Detective Glover@gloverthewise·
Allegedly, the CIA made a coordinated effort to delegitimize nu metal music in the 90s (it was making the white boys too powerful). I used to think nu metal was cringe. I can definitely feel the blood memories activating when I listen to it now though.
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Jordan Crowder
Jordan Crowder@digijordan·
Your non-physical soul enters into your body so that it can have this physical experience. The body is an intelligent and sentient machine. It sees the soul as either a parasite or a liberator. Depends on whether you consciously create harmony or disassociation. If you constantly poison the body with shit food, negative thoughts and harmful behavior…the body will try to evict the soul. If you treat the body with love, and create a harmonious, positive environment and relationship…the body will accept and admire the soul. Be nice to yourself :)
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Detective Glover
Detective Glover@gloverthewise·
@disclosetv Vance is full of shit. "Yeah I'm super interested but haven't bothered to check if UFOs are real. Just to busy with the economy lol." Nobody would be "too busy" to take a look if they had access to all of the US Government UFO files.
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Disclose.tv
Disclose.tv@disclosetv·
NEW - U.S. Vice President Vance on UFOs: "I don't think they're aliens, I think they're demons."
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Actual Sex
Actual Sex@Parthenogenics·
@theralkia Evola also speaks on this in Metaphysics of Sex, in both Tantrism and Taoism
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Actual Sex
Actual Sex@Parthenogenics·
Your future wife if you learn how to practice semen retention
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Dopamine@DA_ResearchLabs·
My semen retention record is nine months, and right now I’m on another streak of four months. I’m not asexual, but I reprogrammed my mind in a way that masturbation is simply not an option and makes zero sense for me. So now I’m sometimes contemplating if I should do it once a month in order to 1) detox the prostate & balls, 2) not lose this function, and 3) release orgasmic energy that otherwise might induce disease at some point (Wilhelm Reich)
HowlingMutant@Howlingmutant0

I’m basically asexual at this point but I do have one vigorous jackoff session a week. I don’t enjoy it it’s just to get the poison out like milking a baby cobra

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Detective Glover
Detective Glover@gloverthewise·
The jester entities find it hilarious everytime you get upset over a silly little problem.
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Detective Glover
Detective Glover@gloverthewise·
If you want wizard like powers, you absolutely need to retain your life force. Calling it semen retention comes off as cringy. That's why we are going to refer to it as sexual alchemy from now on. Retention 👎: Cringy/performative. Negative connotation with incels. People laugh at you. Sexual Alchemy: Mysterous and mystical. Accurately describes your wizard like power levels. People fear you.
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Leading Report
Leading Report@LeadingReport·
Declassified CIA files reveal that, under President Lyndon B. Johnson, the military sprayed chemicals from planes, also known as SAIs (stratospheric aerosol injections) to modify the weather, per Daily Mail.
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Detective Glover
Detective Glover@gloverthewise·
AI is the Anti Christ (depicted by a spider). Spiders catch things that get stuck their webs. The big tech Beast System is built around the World Wide Web (www dot com system). If you become reliant on the internet, you are dependent on the beast system. The spider will eat you.
Nick Hinton@NickHintonn

Alex Grey, an artist who’s famous for making paintings inspired by psychedelic visions, made this piece depicting the Beast from the Book of Revelation as a humanoid spider.

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Detective Glover
Detective Glover@gloverthewise·
@NickHintonn The spider controls everyone that gets stuck in it's web (the world wide web)
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Detective Glover
Detective Glover@gloverthewise·
@SolBrah How did RFK Jr's voice get the way it did without a virus?
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⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬
Total nonsense. Any time the doctors or “scientists” blame human behaviour for cancer, they are covering up something else (toxins) And surprise surprise, a vaccine is offered as the only cure. Remember: Viruses don’t exist as disease causing agents, ALL vaccines are scams.
Smart Science@SmartScience

Oral sex has overtaken smoking as the primary driver of throat cancer. In a significant shift in oncology, the human papillomavirus (HPV) has replaced tobacco and alcohol as the leading cause of oropharyngeal cancer. This specific strain, most commonly HPV-16, targets the tonsils and the back of the throat, where it can persist and replicate. While the body clears most HPV infections, persistent cases can trigger cellular changes that evolve into malignancy over time. Currently, HPV is responsible for approximately 70% to 85% of all throat cancer diagnoses in several Western nations, marking a public health turning point. Research indicates that the risk of contracting this cancer is directly linked to sexual history, as the virus is primarily transmitted through oral sex. Studies show that a higher number of lifetime sexual partners correlates with a greater risk of infection, with men being significantly more susceptible to oral HPV than women. Public health experts emphasize that HPV vaccination remains the most effective preventive measure, particularly when administered to young adults, alongside increased awareness of the risks associated with oral transmission. source: The Conversation. HPV-related throat cancer: Oral sex is now a leading risk factor. The Conversation.

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Detective Glover
Detective Glover@gloverthewise·
@faustianwigger Sol Brah may have actually ascended. Clavicular's "ascension" is a cheap inverted parody.
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𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭
𝐟𝐚𝐮ᛋ𝐭@faustianwigger·
Ngl when I was Sol Brah larping in high school (lifting 4-5 times a week, only eating organic whole foods and a bunch of fruit, sunning entire body to include the balls, glycine and zma before bed, chilling, etc.), I was jacked and looked like a chad. Was literally glowing
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Detective Glover
Detective Glover@gloverthewise·
I LOVE CHEMTRAILS! I love when airplanes SPRAY MYSTERIOUS WHITE STUFF! I love how it DISPERSES AND COMPLETELY BLOCKS THE SUN rays from getting on my skin and in my eyes! It's so awesome and not suspicious how it is ALWAYS IN THE DIRECTION OF THE SUN and rarely elsewhere in the sky! This is super awesome and cool! 👌👍💪🏼
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