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#tome this is what comforts ilya the most during one of his depressive episodes, he wants nor needs nothing more than just to feel shane’s heartbeat and be in his presence and shane would give him the whole world if he could

@vincemoenty God my attachment issues are fucked, the thought of going through all that... i wouldn't survive. But you're right, it would've been interesting to see them dance around each other, all awkward but so keen!

the first few months after the cottage, a fairly untouched part of hollanov maybe, might be the thing that intrigue me the most. How did their relationship change? Did they start texting goodnight? Did they have to learn how to spend sunday nights together? Was it awkward? +

@user_300715 I love wyatt shipping them so hard haha

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#hollanov smau where Shane and Ilya are both in the same frat, Shane has a girlfriend but they keep hooking up everytime they are drunk. Everyone knows and no one cares, just thinks it's funny as fuck. They are just like "ah yes Shane and Ilya the blowjob bros"

@ilyacig I cried my eyes out, but I can't even blame you or the author. Pain, pain. I'm blaming you guys just a little bit. It was beautifully written though, definitely.

sorry didn’t have the words for it right after i finished but im coherent now. this was very beautifully written and the first fic in a while to bring tears to my eyes. many many kudos 👏👏👏👏

wow this was. wow. 🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/85490801

@hollanovknees @Anasteass No honestly the fact that these two cannot combine their gorgeous genes is a crime and a travesty

@Anasteass lmaooo this is how my feed showed me this

#hollanov yes its mpreg

gentle with his baby always

@wermbraiin I've been wanting to get to open throat for the longest time now and the others look interesting too

june/july/august/september yes, no, maybe?

@budihurdd @kittyheartfelt I can hear her "huuuudson please I woke up early for you" so clearly. This video will always be iconic

@kittyheartfelt no same like this picture 😭😭😭😭

one of the funniest things that’s ever happened to us and we barely appreciated it

RT @ilyaslestat:

@bubun_ji @PARTYPOIS0NOUS I'd say there's a kind of/kind of not cheating happening btw shane and his gf. She knows abt and is ok with his behaviour with ilya, but doesn't know it goes farther than drunkenly making out

@PARTYPOIS0NOUS hmmmmmm how like,,, egregious is it bc i saw a lot of people like it

ok question bc i see so many people talking abt blowjob bros,,, i avoid anything with mcs cheating so how ingrained in the plot is it… like is it super integral to the plot

@ozdustgal Noooooooooo I thought he made it to freedom! 😩

do people outside of germany even know that the entire country is collectively waiting for a dead whale to explode

@hudyke Thank you yes fuck the solaris tbh

cause why were they calling it a war when one side was actively attempting to colonize the other and the “violence” of the other side was resistance. and why was killing the colonizer NOT the answer omfg

i know the point was the porn and it’s been five months but is anyone else still kinda pissed off at the geopolitical implications of the quinn audios

@rebelredpocket That explains it then! Also puts the reactions to the last blowjob bros smau into perspective even though that's not strictly bound to any conventions since its fanfic. But yeah, maybe rr will branch out after unrivaled, she said it'd be of interest to her, who knows!

@glowgalore I love polyam or open romances, I think for RR it’s not even genre conventions (bc that can be done in romance so long as it’s not a surprise) but more that she’s tradpub and publishers want “mainstream” relationships. I do wonder what she would’ve come up with if she went indie!

Begging people to stop criticizing the Game Changers books without understanding genre conventions 😭 YES the book needs a happy ever after! NO there’s not going to be detailed sex scenes of Shane and Ilya hooking up with other people bc romance readers HATE that

RT @lovedropx: My favorite Shel Silverstein poem!!!

RT @rszanovs:

@ilyascigarettes @thildx Mara! I've been wondering who she was and what happened to her. I thought she was the one running the big update account on here, but then there was all this drama and it wasn't just run by one person etc. She has nothing to do anymore with twitter update accounts?

@thildx me too :( she’s still active over on instagram!

@hudburger67 @rexpeony @supermangleek @wlwlucatracy @blueraspbaby5 That made me chuckle out loud ,can't beat farts

@rexpeony @supermangleek @wlwlucatracy @blueraspbaby5 Yeah because you're basically saying he's a dumbfuck that is not eloquent based on literally nothing except the toxic farts circulating around in your empty skull, just do the world a favour and kick the bucket bro.

So all of the books that have been massively popular and talked about online for the past like 5 years

@rebelredpocket Ahh thank you! I've heard rr talk about her own open marriage situation and wondered if she ever brought the dynamics she prefers into one or more of the ones she writes. But with what you said abt the genre conventions it makes sense she doesn't, although I think it'd be cool

@glowgalore Fairly sure it’s never actually discussed in their book but in Role Model, it’s jokingly implied that Eric and Kyle from Common Goal could be open. Since it’s played for laughs, readers icked out by it can just ignore it and everyone else can write fanfic

@b0ttomshane @HudyCony Stop calling the man that is my age a dino challenge impossible 🥲

@HudyCony If C was a women there would be constant dating rumors despite H’s relationship status lol but because it’s two men we don’t see that unless it’s C with that 🦕 which was new behaviour from the media tbh

If they acted like normal queer friends do nobody would think they have something going on fyi let’s be so real (coming from a queer person) whatever they have is not normal or typical friend behaviour and you all can point fingers and act like we’re insane but we’re not.

@AmmyJessOnyx @ilyalovshane You're an angel for that

do yall not give kudos to every fic you read? bc i be pushing that button every single time, those authors put their time and effort to write those fics, i feel like the least i can do is give a kudo