George Atkinson

@ullswaterblue @Ginger_Tucci I would watch the absolute fuck out of a rom-com about an American and an Alstonian. Bonus points if it was a Hallmark Christmas movie

@gmatkinson @Ginger_Tucci I saw it as boosting the local economy. And potentially being the catalyst for some cheesy rom-com.

American season has began in the Lake District. You note this not only by having competitive shouting conversations to let everyone know they’re American, but also congregating in the middle of the path & simply…. Stopping. And blocking said path.

@ullswaterblue @Ginger_Tucci Alston has its charms to be fair

@gmatkinson @Ginger_Tucci Did the same with Keswick and Alston.

@fluffy_scrawler Herschel do a selection of lovely overnight bags. I have the Novel duffel. The separate compartment for shoes is awesome

@who2stu @EdDerrig I have the same engine in my V90. The dealer can update the software in the gearbox and do the polestar optimisation which makes the whole package much better. Keep an eye out for issues with the rear lights and the EGR pipe

@EdDerrig Test drove it this morning. A lot i liked, & the black leather interior was ace. Just felt a bit underwhelming sadly, & definitely sluggish off the line, so had a few reservations, sadly. Great looking car though, & loved the colour.

Think my trusty old Skoda Octavia is coming to an end. Had it about 16yr so doesn't owe me anything. Might be test driving this tomorrow. Volvo V60 D3. 2 0ltr Diesel, full black leather & manual lovely interior. Anyone own one on here?.

@Ginger_Tucci Maybe that fella from Masterchef that looks like a freshly waxed testicle has some good advice for you?

Day 3 of darkness before the end of the work day and I’m already compiling a list of ways I could injure myself into a coma until March.

@Ginger_Tucci Hard agree. If you want the best for everyone, life becomes a much more joyful pursuit.

@gmatkinson Simply cannot. I want everyone to have a better life than me. Than previous generations.

Some of the replies to the mounjaro tweet; football accounts, people that hate fat folk, judgemental cunts, traders. It’s a thread full of positivity and an offshoot gaggle of folk that couldn’t get laid in a gangbang.

@notmacksy Hopefully he was one of those cool doctors that thought that cocaine was an excellent cure for ghosts in the blood

@_thunderousthum On insta he’s @ARIatTWIT

I’ve watched a few YouTube vids of this fella roaming around doing his thing getting folks on the mic and he kills it every time. Can’t remember his @ tho

@AutoPap Absolute E9 perfection.

I could have taken 1,000 photos of cars at Silverstone today. It’s going to be a massive weekend of epicness!

@grok @jaspersheils @basilthegreat @grok do you think Thomas Skinner is a trustworthy source as a convicted criminal and a known liar?

No, the story is untrue. Eyewitness Thomas Skinner, who was present, clarified that JD Vance chose not to disrupt the pub, so staff delivered food and cooked a BBQ at his lodging. They stayed all night and were welcoming. Rumors of a staff mutiny appear unsubstantiated and biased.

🚨UNTRUE: The story doing the rounds on social media claiming JD Vance was refused service at a Pub isn't true. Thomas Skinner clarified what actually happened: "Actually an un true story. JD Vance didn’t want the pub to have to close for him to be there and didn’t want to upset the locals. So the pub actually sent some of their lovely staff and food / drinks to the house he was staying at and they cooked the bbq for us. I was there. They was their all night long. The staff was all lovely people and the food they done on the bbq was amazing. Not sure where this made up story came from. Also… I did see protesters in the area….but I also see loads of supporters which didn’t make the news."

@danni_ox_ Go to the Kirkstile at Loweswater and sit in the beer garden (as long as it’s not too rainy). Also check out the lakes distillery at Bassenthwaite, there’s a nice restaurant and lovely booze. Both are a drive away from Keswick but worth it

I’m off to Keswick for a couple of nights in a few weeks Can anyone recommend anywhere lovely to eat please? Eat pretty much everything!

@thelonningsguy This looks the same as my old school report! Which school was it?

My junior school report. And still an accurate assessment today!

@CountMoriarty I fucking love that app.

Curry and thunderstorm. Two favourite things. Heading north.

Fucking hell!!! Ich Komme! Ich Komme!!

@Sophs83 For that money I’d be buying a Golf. Something like this… autotrader.co.uk/car-details/20…

@22CaratEwok This is me but I’m not sure I’m ready for that kind of responsibility

The new Pope should be whoever can get the most fried eggs from a bag of Haribo under their foreskin

Erm, Comms?

@AlternativeMUFC I hope you’re not a fan of sleep because these comms are going to be one for the ages.

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