Arab Springsteen

After #FreeBritney can we please talk about freeing K-Fed?

Bagheera! Bagheeeeeeeeera!

It's time for self care brought to you by Volkswagen

People who bought bread also bought Terms of Service. Add to cart?

Suspense stories should all be written in braille

Citadel or what is rightly know to retail investors "Shitadel" is a bad apple and needs to be disarmed. An army of #AMC & #GME apes exposed the biggest scandal in the US financial market and their reward shall be the #MOASS #CitadelScandal #KenGriffinLied #KenGriffinToJail

🎶Kitty at my foot and I want to touch it... @therealpusa

Scary: Seeing a spider on the tub wall while I bathe. Terrifying: Losing track of said spider

@Suicidedripp 🍄

NO ACCOUNT SHOULD HAVE LESS THAN 1K FOLLOWERS 👀 DROP AN EMOJI DOWN BELOW AND FOLLOW ANYONE WHO LIKES IT 🤝

Name the worst brand+product combinations you can think of. I'll go first: Hormel Panty Liners

#creativeprocessing What would I do if I was going to get hit by a truck? Flash an impish grin, make direct eye contact with the driver and right before I go under the hood, wink.

Flula Borg is my favorite. #flulastrong

You know you're adulting well when your impulse buy at the grocery store is Bic roller gel pens and a fresh blank notebook.

@MoonRiverPizza The kids missed pizza on the island so they made their own in NC

Verbicidal.com has an awesome new site and podcast.

As a southerner, I would pay good money to see @kenanthompson and @ConanOBrien tour the dirty south.

this.

This is a direct consequence to the 2008 crash. With zero consequences, wall street thinks it's untouchable. CDO's, speculative markets, hedge funds DO NOT SELL Let them burn