@gnarniashreds

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@gnarniashreds

dirty street medic turned paramedic educator. forever feral, forever kind.

Katılım Aralık 2024

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@gnarniashreds@gnarniashreds·8 Mar

I’m starting to think that maturity is not the absence of chaos I just had to tell @probablyweird to bully me into NOT shotgunning a Celsius in the market parking lot I hit “bone deep exhaustion” and that was the FIRST thing that popped into my head. Why am I like this

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@gnarniashreds@gnarniashreds·13 Nis

@fuqekgs *medics explaining that it’s illegal for us to NOT take someone to the ED when the charge asks “okay why did you even bring them here then”

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✨neuron divergent EKG slayer MD✨@fuqekgs·13 Nis

EM and IM arguing about whether someone should be admitted to the floor or not

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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄@anactualwalnut·12 Nis

If you do no physical activity at all then yeah sure man whatever

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Anonymous@YourAnonCentral·10 Nis

The White House@WhiteHouse

DO NOT RETALIATE AND YOU WILL BE REWARDED

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internet hall of fame@InternetH0F·9 Nis

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LEDDY 🐋@leddy___·9 Nis

Unbelievable to see paramedics graduating without jobs to go to, despite government saying more paramedics are needed! #paramedic #NQP

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alex@miaowlex·10 Nis

propranolol needs to give its extra “r” to bupropion

Josh Trebach, MD@jtrebach

we all agree that bupropion should be buproprion right

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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄@anactualwalnut·8 Nis

I have lived my entire adult life in fear I am in trouble for random things and waiting to be punished, despite being a fully grown independent adult, for random things. What are these things? I literally cannot tell you. They don’t exist. I am just always scared

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@gnarniashreds@gnarniashreds·9 Nis

@anactualwalnut I tried to fb stalk him and I COULDNT amber

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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄@anactualwalnut·7 Nis

Me resisting the urge to tell everyone in this room I have a new boyfriend who is 6’4

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𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥@giftedswifted·6 Nis

This is TOO real

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@gnarniashreds@gnarniashreds·8 Nis

@anactualwalnut Dawg anything is a step up from the last one How we both screwed great value Peyton manning for YEARS and had no idea 😭

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marley ❤️‍🔥@marleyharper·7 Nis

i miss group therapy

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𝓑ᥫ᭡@quesadaaa_·7 Nis

i think a lot more people need to come to this realization fr

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My therapist just told me “you are in no position to be anyone’s girlfriend”

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@gnarniashreds@gnarniashreds·8 Nis

@fyreman2006 I used to laugh my ass off at this stuff and then I realized recently I am the first responder with two ex husbands cliche But I would also NEVER give financial advice I know what I’m about son and it ain’t saving money 😂😂😂😂😂

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Chris Wanka@fyreman2006·8 Nis

Same can be said about firemen

KC-10 Driver ✈️ 👨‍✈️ B-737 Wrangler@MCCCANM

Word to the wise…never take financial advice from a pilot. Especially an old Captain with two ex-wives. Just trust me here.

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𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚌𝚌 𝙲𝚑𝚞𝚗𝚐𝚞𝚜 🍄@anactualwalnut·3 Nis

Remember when our parents were like talking to strangers on the internet will get you kidnapped. Now there’s people I met from this app that have my number, address, and location services turned on all the time

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@gnarniashreds@gnarniashreds·2 Nis

@anactualwalnut I genuinely almost texted you two days ago to ask in the middle of the night because I was mf WORRIED

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