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@gnu_penguin

Trolling a speciality ..Comedy for hire!

Katılım Ekim 2011
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Scott Robertson
Scott Robertson@sarobertsonca·
Robert Fife: "Pierre Poilievre keeps trying to blame every job loss, inflation, everything on the Prime Minister. But Canadians know where that problem is coming from. It's south of the border, it's in the White House."
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@MarcNixon24 KCNA the North Korean state sponsored media and the CBC the Canadian state sponsored media. Logos are interchangeable.
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Marc Nixon
Marc Nixon@MarcNixon24·
CBC panel BASHES Pierre Poilievre Removal of Gas tax would save $0.25 per liter at the pump. Panelist But But But $3.5B hole in the Budget, where is that money going to come from? I have an idea, CUT $1.4B from CBC and we are half way there.
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@MarkJCarney @Astro_Jeremy DEI, who cares? You know they’ll be pushing for a Mic Mac native on the next flight, if the Americans will allow it. Never mind if it’s the most qualified, he/she has got to be a native. Sober or not..
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Mark Carney
Mark Carney@MarkJCarney·
The first astronaut in history to speak French while en route to the moon — Canada’s very own @astro_jeremy 🇨🇦
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White Prime
White Prime@White_Pr1me·
Serving KFC 🍗 at a wedding is the blackest shit ever
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@ztisdale President Trump, please save us.
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@dubsndoo Send a few ICE agents from the US to their depot to conduct some training seminars.
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terry l.@dubsndoo·
It’s disgraceful that the RCMP would allow themselves to be intimidated in this way. They have become more of a political institution than a law enforcement institution, and just like their political masters, they have no balls.
Cory Morgan@CoryBMorgan

The RCMP got chased away with their tails between their legs because they tried to bust an illegal pot shop on a reserve. Now you know why the Mohawks smuggle guns, drugs, people & all other contraband with veritable impunity. winnipegfreepress.com/arts-and-life/…

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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@DschlopesIsBack Shouldn’t Brigette be inspecting the troops? He’ll slap those troops into shape.
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Gain of Fauci
Gain of Fauci@DschlopesIsBack·
Macron trying to look tough and intimidating right before surrendering.
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@truthtroll_X Someone ended up with a ‘fat lip’ and a ‘black eye’. !
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Truth Troll Official™️
Truth Troll Official™️@truthtroll_X·
PrImate females thought it was a good idea to attack a 6’5 White Russian looking dude. FAFO
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@MarcNixon24 They don’t have $1775 in this frozen slum in a provincial capital city.
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Marc Nixon
Marc Nixon@MarcNixon24·
Elbows Up voters attend Mark Carneys Liberal fundraiser for $1,775 per seat. Attendees say they’re voting for Mark Carney because he’s economic rocket fuel for our economy When I asked what he’s done in the last 12 months they can’t name 1 thing.
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@draloneboy Nothing wrong with Hillary…
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Dralone&_DR145
Dralone&_DR145@draloneboy·
🚨 ALERT: In a bombshell development, Newsmax is publicly calling for, and actually demanding the arrest of Barack Obama and all of his co-conspirators, including Hillary Clinton, who hatched the plan to overthrow the U.S. government and the will of the American people!
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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@amuse Macron is trying to recover some sort of respect ever since the wife slapped him around. Sad really, shouldn’t he be in safe house or shelter? If that’s in public, what happens behind closed doors? Macron’s husband should be arrested, stop the cycle of abuse!
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@amuse
@amuse@amuse·
WAR: France and a coalition of other NATO members are reportedly aligning themselves with Iran against the US. This is an unprecedented betrayal. I’ve been against leaving NATO, but I don’t think we have a choice now. They are our enemies…
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Eric St-Pierre
Eric St-Pierre@EricRStPierre·
Based on the responses to yesterday’s QoTD, 87% of Canadians would take free American citizenship. A small, vocal, angry minority of Canadians, on the other hand, is fiercely opposed. One thing is becoming clearer to me: Canadians are seriously considering becoming the 51st state.
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Grok@grok

Based on a representative sample of top & recent replies (out of 2,498 total), here's how Canadians voted on taking free US citizenship: Yes: 87% No: 9% Conditional/other: 4% Horizontal bar graph (text version): Yes: ████████████████████ 87% No: ██ 9% Conditional: █ 4%

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Gnu@gnu_penguin·
@AmericaPapaBear How much you want to bet they run out into the jungle to skip out on the bill?
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AmericanPapaBear™
AmericanPapaBear™@AmericaPapaBear·
I wake up every day thankful that I wasn’t born in Africa.
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@JoshHall2024 Barrack wouldn’t have the balls to do that…. Now on the other hand…Mike..
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Joshua Hall
Joshua Hall@JoshHall2024·
🚨BREAKING: 🚨 The housekeeper of former President Barack Obama has come forward to reveal that Obama was having a HOMOSEXUAL AFFAIR with his now deceased chef that the chef was about to go public with at the time that he was found dead in the water behind Obama's Martha's Vineyard estate of a supposed "accidental drowning". The death was initially determined to be A HOMICIDE by local police until The FBI, then under Joe Biden, swooped in and forced the coroner to change the cause of death to an accidental drowning, according to multiple local police sources familiar with the investigation of the chef's suspicious death. Did Barack Hussein Obama murder yet another one of his gay lovers in a desperate attempt to cover up his now widely known closet homosexuality? It doesn't take a game of Clue to figure that one out.
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@PrairieVeteran I see the DEI recruiting initiative is going well.
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Shaughn.SGT(ret)
Shaughn.SGT(ret)@PrairieVeteran·
RCMP go onto a reserve to serve a warrant. RCMP get chased off said reserve by protesters. RCMP get their vehicles trashed. The govt wants us to believe they will kick in the doors to over 100,000 gun owners and take their guns. How is this possible? 🤭😆😆😆😆
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@TrumpBarron_Q We need a Canadian version of Trump.
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BARRON TRUMP
BARRON TRUMP@TrumpBarron_Q·
🇺🇸The things he knows you will never know, the things he’s done you might never hear. The lives he has impacted is unknown. But I know this…He is the most influential President you will ever see.🇺🇸
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Sheldon Yakiwchuk
Sheldon Yakiwchuk@YakkStack·
This image was touched up...and she still looks like a ghoul.
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@EricRStPierre Let’s go. Please save us President Trump.
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Eric St-Pierre
Eric St-Pierre@EricRStPierre·
87% of Canadians just said they’d take free American citizenship. The small, angry minority is melting down in the replies… but the rest of us are waking up. Canada isn’t just “struggling.” It’s obsolete. The 51st state isn’t a joke anymore. It’s becoming inevitable. What do you think? Time to make it official?
Eric St-Pierre@EricRStPierre

Question of the day: As a Canadian, if you were granted free citizenship to the USA, would you take it?

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The Real Mr Bench
The Real Mr Bench@therealmrbench·
Only 1 seat left on an 6 hour flight. Between Thunberg and Trudeau. What are you doing?
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