go2el🟦🟧

Hi, 911? Someone’s been trying to break into my house for about an hour now. #BecauseFlorida

@littleredyarn Yes, yes it does. Feel better!

In other news, norovirus absolutely sucks.

@littleredyarn Woooooooooo!!! Much congrats, Dee!

"She believed she could, so she did."

@littleredyarn @vickid725 I’m headed to Miami this weekend to see their sorry asses in person. Lemme run over to Neiman’s and pick up a pair. 😂I’m all about impractical footwear but there’s no way those don’t hurt the little toe of anyone who dares to strap those babies on.

Hey, check these out @go2el @vickid725! But man, I'd pay reallyreally good money to have another pair of those original Keds leather bobo sneakers with the stitching. ⚾️

@littleredyarn Promoting Mattingly is like shitting your pants and changing your shirt.

Buh-bye, Topper. Should have been Dombrowski.

The Phillies have relieved Rob Thomson of his duties as manager.

@ChadDKollas @PublixHelps That’s ‘my’ Publix Pharmacy. They’re unpleasant and give grief no matter what’s getting filled.

@PublixHelps I have sent a direct message with the number for our Clinic Nurse to help with additional information. Thank you, @PublixHelps.

Dear @Publix Your pharmacist at Publix Pharmacy #1506 will not fill a prescription for a controlled pain medication for a patient because: 1) The patient doesn’t look “sick enough” to be receiving palliative care, and… 2) The pharmacist doesn’t actually understand the definition of palliative care. Please help fix this unacceptable situation ASAP.

Our billboard along 95 is now live!! Just a friendly reminder for Pittsburgh!👊 We love being petty with @KeystoneOutdoor 😂

@littleredyarn I’ve used up my seasonal quota of fucks. At least you’re not paying $149 to stream this shit.

My Gawd, this is just brutal to watch. I'm in an emotionally abusive relationship with my baseball team.

@Kristinartz Yes…until the day someone tore the buttons off my coat. It was a pretty rough school, though.

Serious question for the 60s generation — did your school have a cloakroom where you hung your coat next to everyone else's, no locks, nothing stolen?

@tmbg Gritty!

JF: Pedal-gazers! This is what I’m workin’ with on these upcoming shows! #gas #effectspedals #guitar

@littleredyarn So funny. I was living downtown. Sue! Chuck! Al! Len! Who knew that 10 years later I’d be buying Phillies season tix?

I REMEMBER THIS!!! I was living in Rahway, NJ. Sue and Chuck were just the best. Len and Al too, but it really was Sue's show.

tick tock, little bird

@littleredyarn Should I set my alarm for tomorrow or nah?

So is today the day we break Twitter or is today the day Twitter breaks us?

@ironworker808 We were so excited to see it from out back but clouds said, “Nope!”

Artemis II astronauts heading out to board Orion! Good luck and Godspeed!

Dear Pam Bondi, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Warmest regards, Me P.S. Ha ha ha fuck you.

@MLB This is so mean!

Look here, y'all!  It’s the return of ... This Week in Baseball ⚾️

@littleredyarn Screaming at Philly sports teams is a great stress reliever although they are one of the things contributing to said stress.

And Imma warn all of youse good Tweeple right now...this is, like, the weirdest space I've ever been in. I'm graduating with a masters. I'm applying for a fellowship with the state. 2/x

@ick_real I’ve moved a lot over the years and would get a card from the local one ASAP. Libraries are more than just books. There’s all sorts of programs by interest. I’ve borrowed power tools. I even borrowed a ukulele from one although that confirmed I have zero musical talent.

How many people actually have library cards as adults? 🥸