Clutch

What can I say, just better than you and your jungler 🤓👌💯🔥

I strike this pose at least 5 times a day.

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday. “We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said. I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.” The officer in charge exploded. “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face. “See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?” I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.” Then I went back to my chores. About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in fast. It looked like they were about to get gored for sure. So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs: “YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

Giving away 5 Chibi Riven codes for the Set 4 Revival: Festival of Beasts that's now out! To win: Follow + Like + Repost Also, we updated the @TFT_Academy Set 4 tier list with recommendations on new items / augments / comps if you need help catching up Winners picked Feb 17th

Giving away 5 CHIBI RIVEN to celebrate Lunar Revel in TFT!!! Like, Follow, and Retweet! Picking winners on Feb 1! #TFTPartner

When you put a price tag on a tournament, it’s no longer CASUAL.

teammates talking about a $40K tourney wanting to play casual and for fun stg would’ve had me like this

I get mad when I lose a low elo ranked game I can’t imagine losing a chance at 40K because ur teammates are too privileged to understand this is life changing money so they end up throwing

Would've did a Jeff Hardy back flip into the crowd

the worst part of being a good listener is that people get creeped out by the information i’ve retained about them just from listening

"AI is only a creative solution if you aren't creative" is the hardest bar of 2025

My parents were in fact right …. “if it ain’t one thing , it’s another”

Lately, I've noticed everybody looks OK until you eventually have a deep conversation with them. And then, you'll realize that, this is a sad generation of people struggling to survive through smiling faces and pretty pictures.

SHORTY IM IN TEARS THIS SOME VILLAINOUS ACTIVITY

start diggin in yo hut twin

SO THAT'S WHY THE MUSIC WAS SO SAD OH MY GOD MAN

it's like this #silksong

TONY STARK, COUNT YOUR FUCKING DAYS, FUCK NIGGAAAA

Not only survive Id thrive

the fact that i procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason i still procrastinate