Chris Goad

Tonight was a special one... we won a World Series of Poker @WSOP ring and qualified for the Tournament of Champions freeroll in Vegas! LFG!!! Thanks to everyone who sweated me on stream! I'll definitely be saving that one.

@Et3rnalOptimist You can use my Sharkscope to explain MTT sample size. A single hand, a single tournament, a single session, even a single month of playing regularly isn’t necessarily going to reflect a player’s skill - but with every extra tournament you play, it’s more likely to.

Watching the main event with my friend that doesn’t play poker “So the last 2 guys that have won the big pots had 25% to win and 30% what is this skill stuff you’re always telling me about” actually didn’t know what to say lol

@GigglingGanon Just tell the officers you’re one of the new human-operated Flock cameras

Two rogue cops violate this journalist's one officer losing his job and an undisclosed settlement. A citizen journalist named Roland Reyes was recording a traffic accident scene from a public sidewalk for a local community Facebook page when he was approached by Lake Jackson Police Officers Johnny Cagle and Oscar Mendoza. ​Officer Cagle demanded that Reyes leave the scene and identify himself, falsely claiming that taking photographs of vehicles and license plates in public was illegal. Reyes knowing his rights refused to leave, asserting his right to document the scene from public property. It was clear by the response from the officers that they had zero knowledge of the laws and the constitutional rights that they swore to protect. Seeing that Reyes was going to stand his ground and not be intimidated by these tyrants, ​without ever stating that Reyes was under arrest or commanding him to show his hands, the officers tackled him to the ground. ​The handling of the arrest drew immediate backlash: ​Following the scuffle, Officer Cagle claimed injuries and took the ambulance to the hospital. Reyes, the victim, was handcuffed, transported in a squad car, and kept tied to a hospital bed during treatment before being released an hour later. ​ The City of Lake Jackson issued a statement admitting the officers acted on an "erroneous understanding of law" and that Reyes was legally filming. ​ Officer Cagle resigned from the force before he could be formally terminated, while Officer Mendoza was suspended without pay and ordered to undergo remedial civil rights training. ​Reyes subsequently retained a lawyer to file a civil lawsuit against the officers and the police department for the violation of his First and Fourth Amendment rights. His case was settled out of court for an undisclosed amount.

@KmartPoker Is Alberta making their own player pool, or banning online poker altogether?

Big news: I’m moving! Alberta is changing online poker laws. I need to find a new spot to chase the dream. Where should I consider?

@TheSWPrincess Quote is true, but the “chief of staff” title is super misleading. In reality she was in a middling role fresh out of college with a fancy title. No mention of her on the task force’s wiki page that lists its members. freebeacon.com/politics/dem-c…

That mailer is accurate. Haley Stevens served as Chief of Staff to the U.S. Auto Rescue Task Force, helping stabilize GM and Chrysler during the auto crisis. President Obama said it himself in Detroit in 2018: “Haley Stevens was a critical part of my team that helped the American auto industry come roaring back.” Barack Obama, Cass Tech High School, Detroit, October 27, 2018.

@LFGM8924 @themeasuredtake Obama “working with” Stevens is a bit of an overblown claim. She tries to paint herself as playing a leadership part, when in reality she was in a middling role fresh out of college. No mention of her on the task force’s wiki page that lists its members. freebeacon.com/politics/dem-c…

@themeasuredtake When did Obama say something similarly nice about El-Sayed? If he did, I bet you’d be blasting that video out there. Stevens is right to tout this. She’s so experienced that Obama worked with her years ago. Contrasted with El-Sayed who has never actually done anything.

Haley Stevens campaign is pushing this decade old clip from Obama & misleading voters into thinking it’s an endorsement. It’s not. We can’t let her get away with this. Sign up below to volunteer for Abdul’s campaign so we can beat the misinformation! ⬇️

@Rayrod22 @themeasuredtake True that it’s not an endorsement, but also she tries to paint herself as having a critical role on the task force, when in reality she was in a middling role fresh out of college. No mention of her on the task force’s wiki page that lists its members. freebeacon.com/politics/dem-c…

@themeasuredtake Nothing here says its an endorsement. Its saying she helped saved the auto industry. Dunno why ya’ll leftists care cuz everyone of yall hate obama.

@themeasuredtake She didn’t even make a difference in that role… essentially one step above intern. x.com/goad/status/20…

@WorldAtWar @LostMemeArchive Pretty sure the truck rental one was first

@LostMemeArchive this dude made a whole comedy career off that skit

Jones BBQ and Foot Massage (2009)

@lporiginalg “For your private sessions”

What in the actual

@NotSoGenesiz Of course they don’t

do small business owners not realize how fucking appalling this looks

@nanonoko @WSOP Winning hand will obviously be KJ

Hopefully at the @WSOP Main Event Final Table, Ralph Perry ships it and tells the runner up “on your bike!”

@lionstribe49 @ChaosLensX Who is this? I’d be interested to see the OP and the comments lol

@ChaosLensX She is terrorizing another establishment, the other day, it was Wawa, she needs to be publicly shamed, she is off the chain! She is not that much of a well liked social media influencer, she needs to be shut down!

“Do you know I’m a very, very, very viral social media influencer?” Woman goes off on a server at Robinson Ale House, then completely loses it on the manager after he tells her she was rude for sitting at a dirty table. She says she was recording the whole thing and calls him one of the nastiest managers she’s ever seen.

@covie_93 Great news for Lindsey Graham

In a 6-3 ruling the Supreme Court says a lawmaker doesn't have to be alive to serve in the Senate. The three liberal justices dissented.

@CV__Politics Just give it to Dismukes

so uh…what do we do about this?

@PokerCoaching_ @WSOP The main event is actually one of the easiest $10Ks in poker

One of our Study Session members, Danny Iachan, has built an incredible 7M-chip stack in the @WSOP Main Event and is sitting in the top 5! 🔥 When Danny first joined PokerCoaching, his average buy-in was just $5. Today, he's crushing the toughest $10Ks in poker. This is what consistent study, hard work, and the right community can achieve. Huge congratulations, Danny—we're all rooting for you! 💙

@rwdog3dn @supremeleadaa Mine is only 6300 and I’ve had my account for just as long. I post on my story pretty frequently but only chat with a handful of people.

@supremeleadaa My score isn’t even 4K and i’ve had it since Obama was president.

My little sister got Snapchat 2 days ago. She’s almost at a 10,000 snap score. I feel like I should probably step in and do something.

@asqueroso_mono Not often someone says you’re welcome two sentences after sorry to burst your bubble lol

Lamento romperles la ilusión. Sara Trujillo, "modelo" de Onlyfans. De nada.

@ASchwartzPoker I’m for this solely because the razz field sizes are gonna BOOM

Phil Hellmuth's POY formula 10pts: Limp/folding UTG pre-flop with 33 off two bb stack 50: Name dropping billionaires 60: Buying insurance from Ivey while at risk in tourney's first level 100: Not cheating on your spouse 200: Making a wheel in razz with a K in the door

@CF_Budge Idk about that. Look at what they did to March Madness. Nobody wanted that.

If we can do this, we can also stop the CFP from expanding.