El Goatasaurus

only thing worse than Xabi lovers are Mario Cortagena believers

@janufooty such a technical, fan loving, opponent annoying player. my favorite kind of forward. more emphasis on the opponent annoying

Beautiful. Once you have the skillset this probably appears as such a simple solution to him "Oh tight angle, tough pass, run is on - meh I'll just pop it and chip it over"

@MadridistaDave oh I don't want Cherki to Madrid, I like him where he's at just saying he presses better

@goatesaurus Broski it just won’t work. Even Jude has to do slave shifts over here. You’re just going to disarm Cherki from being able to do what he’s most effective at.

You have two forwards that offer next to nothing in the press and you want to add another?

@HailKingSouls @Praise_Ffs benson no senses

@Praise_Ffs We can bodly say he is improving gradually. At least we saw that in the last 2 games, but I can't say same for your boy Vini. Go and watch the videos when Mbappe opened up and how he ruined things.

Henry is tired

@JakporG Arbeloa fancies him, he was the one who changed him from a winger to a striker Brahim was just mindblowing in our games without Mbappe

Besides being a good goalscorer, GG got all his basics right. I don’t know why Arbeloa doesn’t fancy him

@onryoo__ lol Napolean Mbappe Bonaparte

if vini leaves next summer :( and bonaparte takes number 7 who takes number 10?

@AllfatherO7 @MadridSpot any mario cortagena believer in this day and age is an idiot and I'll call them idiots everyday till they all block me

I don’t think people are quite ready for the gossip and locker room atrocities we’re about to hear when we get knocked out of the UCL on Wednesday. Mario Cortegana is already preparing an article that’ll feed Zone and Xtra for the next 2 weeks

@AdriRM33 you are the most flip flopping account on here riding whatever dick suits you for content

Ni olvido ni perdonaré que el proyecto más ilusionante se lo cargaron en 3 meses 😔

@andruchk plays with Endrick and Gonzalo, they play on the wings plays with Thuram and Ekitike, they play on the wings but let's sell our wingers and bring in a striker so he can play on the wings

I actually don’t know how you build a team around Mbappe, he’s no longer a LW, he isn’t gonna play RW full time, he’s not a 9, guess you could try him as a SS in a team that’s built for counter attacks because he’s not gonna help press either. So far no coach has managed to build a successful team around him, ligue1 trophies with PSg aren’t a good metric to Judge this on.

Vinicius sigue sin mejorar en 4 acciones del juego que le darian un salto brutal como jugador 1. Jamas ataca el segundo palo, se desentiende de todas las acciones que vienen del lado contrario. Siempre esta muy lejos de donde se hace el gol. El caso es que cuando se lo toma en serio es muy dañino en esas, como el gol de La14 por ejemplo, similar a esta accion 2. No tiene olfato de area de sacar partido a la basura que se queda en area, rechaces, balon suelto etc en todos los partidos tiene 2,3 de estas que nunca son gol pq no le da importancia a esos balones. No tiene determinacion. Se que no es un Killer pero podria sacar mucho provecho colo con darle importacia a esas acciones. El remate de cabeza ya lo dejo por imposible 3. Se queda descolgado fuera de las jugadas de ataque en fuera de juego y regresa andando como si no fuera con él la pelicula cuando si se mete en la linea de los centrales rapido de nuevo haria muchisimo daño en esas. Esto verlo desde el Estadio es muchisimo mas sangrante que desde TV que a veces el angulo no lo muestra 4. Cuando baja a recibir de espaldas al medio campo es una maquina de perder balones que pillan al equipo siempre mal colocado. Una de las jugadas mas peligrosas del futbol moderno. Los rivales lo saben y le apretan con todo en esas pq saben que regala el 80% de esas acciones. Pasan los años y sigue sin tomarse en serio esas acciones que son mortales para el Madrid. Vs Bayern vimos varias

@imkikosuarez assistant ref was female

@goatesaurus Unless there was a female referee, the main refs was a man named Savio hence my confusion

So Neymar didnt insult any woman? He was talking about a male referee being on a bad mood? Can someone that speaks portuguese confirm

@kalifahfattah @greatbagyouhave @nocontextfm1 lmfao I said it'd be stupid to describe a goalie coming out to make saves as making saves in "zone 1" and you conveniently slot yourself into the role as a stupid person who'd make that description well done 👏

@goatesaurus @greatbagyouhave @nocontextfm1 I’m just mirroring what you said 🤷‍♂️

I run a page about a game based a on tactics and football statistics… And even I’ve not heard of ‘Zone 14’

@kalifahfattah @PriestleyMatty @greatbagyouhave @nocontextfm1 okay what does it mean, explain the technical nuances

@goatesaurus @PriestleyMatty @greatbagyouhave @nocontextfm1 so what? Lot of technical term does not even exist decades ago

@kalifahfattah @greatbagyouhave @nocontextfm1 lol resorting to insults now

@goatesaurus @greatbagyouhave @nocontextfm1 You are indeed incredibly stupid

@kalifahfattah @PriestleyMatty @greatbagyouhave @nocontextfm1 haramball is not a technical term, zone 14 is

@PriestleyMatty @goatesaurus @greatbagyouhave @nocontextfm1 Nobody said „haramball“ 15 years ago but here we are lmao

@kalifahfattah @greatbagyouhave @nocontextfm1 imagine saying he was good defensively today made a lot of saves in zone 1 that is incredibly stupid

@goatesaurus @greatbagyouhave @nocontextfm1 it could literally be anywhere from zone 13 to zone 18 lmao

@everydaywinger @VinceFish13 journalism and punditry are the only jobs where being a lying piece or shit who's bad at his job gets you paid more

@VinceFish13 Again I ask, why aren’t people getting fired for stuff like this? If I was this bad at my job I wouldn’t have a second chance lmao

You can get to fuck…and when you’re there you can fuck off again!!!!

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