Gobby Guy

BREAKING - The French government collapses. And now they are now demanding impeachment or resignation of Macron. The entire country will be brought to a standstill in 2 days time as the people take to the streets to demand change. We hear you France 🔥

Starmer is clearly surrounded by numpties in Downing Street. He goes to a factory in the north-west of England with the sole purpose of dissing Farage. Why? And what have the workers done to deserve this? It’s surely a misuse of a prime ministerial visit. Starmer hasn’t been in power for a year and he has a massive majority. Yet here he is bashing the leader of a party with five MPs as if another election was next week. Has he nothing better to do? Does Farage now live rent free inside his head? And for his pains the media travelling with him, on the left and right, are roundly bashing him. It’s actually rather brutal. What a cock up. Starmer needs a whole new strategy and comms team. Or Reform will be over 35% in the polls come the party conference season — and the Labour conference will be overrun by headless chickens.

You heard it here first - Nigel Farage's party want to move the NHS to an insurance-based system. That would mean you would pay £10,958 for an appendix removal.