The educated genius

Playing with my balls under the cape at the barbershop

@crazyevilfoid Im sorry i cant make it work any other way

@goblinporn 🙄 NO

As a man is it acceptable to scissor your gf

Telling a homeless guy the world is his oyster

@creaturnofilter @aleursobadass Life mustve been rough

@goblinporn @aleursobadass i don t think ive ever seen mine

doing things with my balls that you're too fat to understand

@fifi06xg Gotcha ill be in touch

@goblinporn can’t talk here, email me

@goblinporn Ugh I've had that it was glorious

Take a look

@goesUpfromhere Will get back to you about that

@goblinporn mercury poisoning

Googling syphilis home remedies

@BlueGreenblue3 Do get back to me with results

@goblinporn Research required

going to the dentist for nostalgic reasons

@FATFUCKINGCHUD1 Legit thought somebody leaked my shit

I thought I saw a wiener on my timeline

@Ch1canerous This is news to me

@goblinporn its mandatory

@baitbleed Happened to me once and now i do it on purpose

I really got to get off twitter I just called my grandmother a foid by accident.

Fuckkkkkkkkkkk

I tested my new eboy voice on my grandma and i may have gone a wee bit too far

Taking my ipad to grandmas funeral in case i get bored

@ssssmida Just a glimpse into my everyday reality

@goblinporn is this a gay porn skit?

Playing with my balls under the cape at the barbershop

Going to the dentist with bloodshot eyes and staring the sexy assistant right in the eyes the entire time