The Instigator

A more perfect union is inherently an aspiration, but we often turn our aspirations into the myths of who we are. via @NYTOpinion nytimes.com/2023/01/06/opi…

@kathrynresister I use their tweets to geolocate them for my Jewish space laser. You know, recon.

Send this to every person that doesn’t understand why we have inflation.

@karaswisher @JohnFetterman I’ve had this problem with Republicans for years. I mostly don’t know what they are talking about.

Data shows that laughing generates hormones like meditating, loving and having sex all at the same time… linkedin.com/posts/activity…

via @NYTOpinion “Conservatives want policies that don’t work in practice and liberals want policies that don’t work in politics.” #devastating #truth nytimes.com/2022/06/06/opi…

I laughed. I cried. I want to watch it again and again. It’s better than Cats.

@joncoopertweets Not mutually exclusive

Is Mitch McConnell racist or just an enormous asshole?

@TheGoodLiars Mental illness isn't funny until it is

This woman at the Trucker Convoy explained to us what covid19 REALLY means.

Dr. Anthony Fauci is an American hero. Retweet if you agree.

@MaryLTrump Squid Teacher Game #SquidGame

This tells us everything we need to know about how much this country cares about educating its children and how much it values and respects its teachers.

#Cliteracy for all! Clitoral Anatomy: The Unstudied Frontier | The Daily Show youtu.be/gjHEg6TCpi4 via @YouTube

@GlitterPoodle If there are wings, it isn’t a meeting, it’s a soirée. I expect an invitation next time

If on the mythical no-meeting-Friday, you have meetings starting at 8am and going back to back until noon - it’s ok to drown ones emotions in Ezell’s spicy chicken strips, right? Asking for a friend. #foodcoma

@GlitterPoodle @threddyrex At least it’s something we are good at.

Too soon @threddyrex #toosoon

If #Afghanistan fell this fast, what were the chances that we would ever be “done” there?

@MaryLTrump I’m strictly an edibles person

I’m beginning to think I’m the only person in Manhattan who doesn’t smoke pot. Did it become compulsory or something?

@KathieCLE @timmagaw Pretty pathetic that this snowflake thinks his opinion is so important or that he’d use his official letterhead to make a statement that is way outside his jurisdiction

@timmagaw Oh, he’s big mad. The team that he has already boycotted for unknown reasons that no one has cared about for the past 3 years has now done something else he disapproves of. So now he’s going to double dog boycott them. 😂😂😂

@HamillHimself Anything, Master

ANYTHING