trying too hard

3.9K posts

trying too hard banner
trying too hard

trying too hard

@godofsludge

number 1 ranked competitive thinker! i have a beautiful view of this world 😀 and many ideas 🤔💭

Katılım Kasım 2018
437 Takip Edilen74 Takipçiler
Sabitlenmiş Tweet
trying too hard
trying too hard@godofsludge·
Every day I wake up knowing I can't make content. I will never have 5 million followers like mr breast. That is my hell
English
1
4
72
14.5K
feefa 7
feefa 7@prerecessiongrl·
every youtube birds youtube video is like 'baby crow learns to count to three with me :3' every youtube bugs video is like 'two ant swarms rape each other to death'
English
16
70
1.3K
13.2K
trying too hard retweetledi
Allie
Allie@searobbing·
One easy way to reduce Gen Z loneliness, celibacy and “hikikomori-ism”: use prediction markets. Individuals could bet on their own ability to climb out of the hole and receive compensation proportional to their starting level of abjection as determined by the free market.
English
5
14
204
5.8K
trying too hard retweetledi
Evil Rosedark📕
Evil Rosedark📕@MaoistRose·
Gooseworx trying the mysterious auteur gimmick like she doesn't make tumblr therapyspeak slop for babies
GIF
English
42
413
4.1K
291.3K
trying too hard retweetledi
eccosystem
eccosystem@eccozones·
Imagine your castle is under siege and your troops sally forth to break it only to be annihilated by powerful magicks and then the mage beams a projection of this image up into the sky
eccosystem tweet media
English
8
42
209
6.1K
trying too hard retweetledi
limpkin
limpkin@acealeam·
Chud toddler: Ewww swamp yucky 🤢🤢 Me: LMAO filtered by 95 degrees + 100% humidity. beautiful habitat doesn't have to be fun btw. Look up "theatre of cruelty".
Father Lemur@DaddyLemur

@sabatonfan69 @karlbfl @acealeam Don’t let them come for you like this. These pictures might be nice, but they don’t allow you to feel what it’s like. 95 degrees with a 100% humidity index strips away any of those nice feelings unless you are a swamp creature.

English
5
79
595
17.9K
trying too hard
trying too hard@godofsludge·
@AlexAlmeida2020 during the age of sail, a coastal fortress almost always outgunned a ship because it was a stable platform . i think there's a similar principle today, because concentration of force, dispersion, and resupply is much easier on land (and home turf) than at sea.
English
2
0
8
924
trying too hard retweetledi
Flesh Prison Enjoyer
Flesh Prison Enjoyer@_theFleshPrince·
Me (smoking weed): man I wish I was not smoking weed right now Me (not smoking weed): man I wish I was smoking weed right now
English
40
918
16.1K
354.8K
trying too hard retweetledi
sativa ! 🪽🐾🦴 — shedtwt
how it feels to get high and sit alone in ur room for the ninemillionth time in a row
sativa ! 🪽🐾🦴 — shedtwt tweet media
English
34
1.9K
14.3K
154.8K
trying too hard retweetledi
Groby
Groby@groby5000000·
The Greatest Ping Pong Player in the Universe
Groby tweet media
English
31
372
4.5K
48.3K
trying too hard retweetledi
PliosaurDork
PliosaurDork@PliosaurDork·
Tylosteus ornatus kills Arthur Morgan.
PliosaurDork tweet media
CY
51
2.4K
21.8K
360.8K
trying too hard retweetledi
nowherelad
nowherelad@nowherelad1·
good lad gromit
nowherelad tweet media
English
66
1.2K
24.6K
522K
trying too hard retweetledi
Integrity Guy
Integrity Guy@Integrity_Freak·
Lady in front of me to grocery checkout guy: Oh wow. just found a coupon in my purse! How lucky is that? Me: Heh. Never kill yourself... Lady: [turning around] What? Me: I said "never kill yourself."
English
6
250
4.9K
85.3K
trying too hard retweetledi
'CHKDSK' ''MUSIC''
'CHKDSK' ''MUSIC''@activeshouter·
24 year old lgbt dissociative addict smoking resin on my couch: yo dude which of the mlp horses do you think is a 9/11 truther me, nodding out in a lay-z-boy recliner: hhhhhhoooouhhhhhhgghhhh... Hhhhhhhhhhhhooouuuuuuuuuu........hhhhhhhhh.....hhggghgggrgggh.......hhhhssshhhh......
English
20
239
1.8K
0
Lego Kingo
Lego Kingo@LegoKingo·
Finally watched the whole thing and wow the new Conner O Malley short sucks. Pipe Rock Theory remains unsurpassed. I liked his use of AI better in Coreys and 103 fever (which does the drake/AI voice gag a lot better).
English
12
1
216
14.3K
GuythatmovedtoCalifornia
GuythatmovedtoCalifornia@cagahah1134·
@enoughformethx Why lean into fantasy? Well that’s more entertaining because it’s a movie, I think what the critics of OBAA may prefer is to watch a documentary about 70s radicals
English
2
0
4
780
trying too hard retweetledi
tipper guro
tipper guro@weedhitter·
every post i have been forced to see from fleshsimulator for the last 6 months basically amounts to "i'm like chev chellios from crank except if i don't say the n word every 2 hours i'll relapse"
English
22
44
868
31.3K
trying too hard retweetledi
Brooks Otterlake
Brooks Otterlake@i_zzzzzz·
I wish there was a choke point of the global economy inside my house. I would let everything through :) Unless someone were to cross me…
English
6
272
5.1K
92.7K
trying too hard retweetledi