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Tiger Woods had Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC in his bloodstream

@JaeHasABlackJob Tiger Woods had Vicodin, Dilaudid, Xanax, Ambien and THC in his bloodstream

Tiger Woods was driving while on Dilaudid??? I was given that the night before my surgery, and the surgeon even told me "you might forget to breath". Yet he was out driving while on it.

@Kaos_Vs_Control Later in the week he's going to fly down to Cancun to hang with Ted Cruz. Not much going on in America at the moment.

@RepJackKimble They might need Kid Rock's help too

Lindsey Graham and Rob Schneider are going to win this war, you’ll see.

@lippyent Damn he was funny. Very politically incorrect but funny. A bit mentally unbalanced. His bit about world hunger is legendary.

Who's that 👀? Hmm 🤔?¿

@Kristine_Froeba @GravySauceCream Yep

@GravySauceCream Acetone nail polish remover, Walgreens.

anybody know how to get permanent marker off measuring tape?

@Dad_2_The_Bone I used to have a HUGE box with all kinds of cables and parts from the 1960s and onwards. Completely worthless unless I somehow acquired an IBM 360. I finally got rid of it. Such a relief actually.

I'm sure I'm going to regret it one day but I threw away this cable…

@SocialOutcast82 Those Kit Kats have already hit the streets

But for real...who the fuck steals Kit Kats?

@pettyruxpinz The movie Harvey is for you

the thought of a giant bunny visiting your house while you sleep is terrifying. I don't care that he brings candy.

@Ravenismeee Bambi down at the strip club

When you become rich. who is the first person you will spoil with your money?

@WorkElizab Lawn Darts Clackers Bare feet Mud puddles "Licks" at school Dodgeball Fist fights Double dares Fruitcake No A/C Gym class

What about you 🤔

@MikeBales True but I'll accept Coke. Not Pepsi though. That shit is rancid.

The only answer is Sweet Tea!

@JamieBonkiewicz Republicans were screaming that it should be used on Biden. Trump is a lunatic. Biden was just old.

Why do we even have a 25th Amendment if no one is willing to use it on this fucking orange lunatic?

@RealEmirHan Robert Blake was a phony asshole

Orson Welles getting fat-shamed by Robert Blake until he snaps back: “I’m fat. You’re ugly. But I can diet.”

@J_Swish24 That's the difference between Tiger and John Daly. John doesn't give a shit if people know. It's a very freeing attitude.

The Tiger should hire a driver crowd is hilarious. News flash the only reason Eldrick “Tiger” Woods doesn’t want a driver is strictly so he doesn’t get caught doing shady shit. Like banging a Perkins waitress in the parking lot in his Range Rover with 3% tint on the windows at 4am on a Tuesday. You think he wants to get off the golf track after popping 7 Percocets that he keeps in his locker room stall and have a dude hear him on Bluetooth having phone sex at 2pm whispering to one of his 47 side pieces “you just love me cause I’m blasian”. No he doesn’t want that- I don’t care what type of NDA that driver signs. You people simply don’t understand what type of cat you’re dealing with. This is different level of savage. A true cocksman of the game that has his own laundry list of issues. That’s porn. -Swish, The Moral Compass of this app.

@ronsterd89 Any of the Kardashians

A celebrity everyone fancied… but you never understood why

@ThrillaRilla369 In my house you probably still have all 32 of them but the spaces between them are caulked with bath soap.

MATH TIME You have 32 teeth. You’re 13 years old and you just cursed out your mother in public. How many teeth do you have left?

@BaileyisBratty Who's going to tell you that you're wrong and mansplain it to you?

there should be women only cities

@Spamfromk Next time you talk to an electrician, call him Sparky. They like that.

Don't understand why electricians aren't called power rangers ?? but okay

@mrmikeMTL Not really. I should be in a coffin underground

Be honest… are you where you should be at your age?