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@piersmorgan @Cristiano Actually a bigger Ronaldo glazer than noodlehaircr7 and you’re an arsenal fan 😭😭😭

REMINDER: Erik Ten Hag drove out the greatest striker in history @Cristiano and replaced him with this guy who’s scored 0 goals in 12 Premier League games.

@UtdDistrict @Plettigoal Maybe if he put in a fraction of the work that Maguire did he’d be given another chance

🚨 | Jadon Sancho’s desire is for a restart opportunity at #mufc. [@Plettigoal]

@TheFodenSZN @UTDTrey It was about 30 points ahead before 115 ffp

Man United are just 3 points behind Man City…

@UtdEIIis Bank transfer haha. Honestly idc I just want us to win

@UtdEIIis Bank transfer or cash app ?

@DramaAlert Only amex platinum haha

Jack Doherty tries flexing his credit card debt. 💀💀

@OfficialBigDave @Mrs_R_Swipe @UnitedStandMUFC Only excuse he’s used is that we’ve had a lot of injuries (true). Should hear klopp hahah

🚨 BREAKING! #mufc's 11am flight to Newcastle has been cancelled due to the weather and technical difficulties. The squad will now take a three-hour coach journey ahead of kick-off at 8pm. [MEN]

@StokeyyG2 What about the blatant penalty that wasn’t given earlier in the game then ?

THIS IS A ROBBERY.

@11Rasmus11 @markgoldbridge No but the one where Anthony Gordon tripped hakimi was, so it would’ve been 1-1 anyway

@markgoldbridge Never a penalty either

Handball in the fifth minute of added time when there never should have been more than 4.....typical

@CFC_Janty How does he ratio everyone without fail 😭😭

I love football twitter 😭😭😭

@unitedupdates If they give us mbappe camavinga and every fan 1 million it might happen

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid & Barcelona want to sign Mason Greenwood in January from Manchester United on a permanent deal! Real Madrid want to link Mason Greenwood with Jude Bellingham at the Bernabeu. [Marca] #MUFC

@yoofnited Yeah the English squad for the past 20 years has had some of the best talent but a shit manager. Southgate is a yes man and hes shit

@DeeTaye22967630 @FutbolMuu @TimelineCR7 @utdcynical Garnachos was harder to execute.

@FutbolMuu @TimelineCR7 @utdcynical Ronaldo was by far the best. The elegance, the build up, to it, the landing, the match, the hour, the keeper - all of it. It was beautiful.

That Garnacho overhead kick was better than both Ronaldo and Rooney’s for me

@Chriss221296 @Utd_Age @TroyMcgreeney @chrismd10 Mate I’d of been ballocks naked in the stands 😭😭

@Utd_Age @TroyMcgreeney @chrismd10 FairPlay to him staying so calm after it. I would have been going fucking mental 😂

Garnacho had the opportunity to drop an all-timer cold goal celebration and went and recreated Nicolas Jackson’s

@lichamufc @UTDNE0 @TenHagEra Puskas mate

@UTDNE0 @TenHagEra garnacho goal of season imo

🚨🚨OFFICIAL: Erik ten Hag will be manager of the month for November with ZERO goals conceded and 3/3 wins What a turnaround, completely dismissed the sacking rumours.

@TenHagEra Walks into most teams itw btw

Sir WHO?

@Awa10643190 @heyyhoax @burnedxo @ayeejuju It literally is ? Fym not true haha. Not to mention the pregnant woman he held at gunpoint

@heyyhoax @burnedxo @ayeejuju not true.

karma is a beautiful thing

@StokeyyG2 I wouldn’t rank him above Eric dier 🤷‍♂️

In terms of football ability, where does Haaland rank on this list?

@CFC_Janty Not defending him but could he mean a Brazilian Jesus he just spelt it wrong ?

Everyone who liked this tweet is an absolute disgrace. Not even sure how the hell it has more than a 1000 likes. Absolutely embarrassing

@CFC_Janty You’re 3rd tbf

I might be the face of football twitter… Jokes aside tho I really appreciate how you guys always support me ❤️