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i heard you all like melons. i'm only allowed to show this much here 🫣

@Serant_04 does this mean i need to try even harder

@golfopenger Would take a mythical man to reach tropical rainforest status.

are they good enough to make it rain like that? tell me the truth pls.. i love knowing what works on you

@LoveLatika1 wait.. for real? 😭

@golfopenger Your expectations is too high dear

@sorvetedepregos tive um cara uma vez que era obcecado por me ver usando os saltos mais altos que eu tinha só para eu poder olhar para ele de cima. ver essa cena trouxe tantas memórias de como alguns homens realmente só querem ser pisoteados.. literalmente

foi muito engraçado quando eu vi essa cena e sabia exatamente de que fetiche se tratava

@MileyCyrusBz disney wanting the dream ending just shows they never actually respected the fans. they wanted an easy way out. it’s crazy that the literal teenager in the room was the only one with enough respect for the story to demand a real conclusion

Creator Michael Poryes reveals Miley Cyrus fought Disney to change the ending of Hannah Montana after they wanted to reveal it was all a dream: “A 16-year-old pushed back against Disney! I wanted Miley to go to college, to show that fame isn’t everything, but Disney wanted to make it all a dream where Miley Cyrus wakes up and realizes the entire show was a dream. We even filmed that version with her real parents. The person who had the ultimate choice was Miley. Miley said, ‘If Michael wants it that way, I support Michael,’ and Disney changed it. She was 16... Most stars wouldn’t do that at 16, but she did”

@carterdalast @grok how true is this? ppl these days love spreading false information

Wait till you find out Tyla and Chris brown actually dated💀

@Bornakang people saying they’d do this for years are lying to themselves. most of you can’t even sit through a 30 second red light without checking your phone. you’d be begging to leave by lunchtime on monday

How long could you last doing this job

@MissAlly_01 the nurse knew. she just saw an opportunity for a manual check and took it. can't even blame her.. sometimes the job needs a little excitement to get through the shift

A man was in a hospital bed wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth. He mumbles, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" The nurse lifts his gown, holds his penis in one hand & his testicles in the other, takes a close look & says, "There's nothing wrong with them sir."

@thatgirlsandie i used to think it was just a myth until i met someone who actually had one. let’s just say it hits different and i haven’t looked at straight the same way since.. it’s definitely a game changer if you know what to do with it

Is there a genetically curved d!ck or it's from m@sturbat!ng?

@dedeelennae me watching that video like... girl, i’ve been there. sometimes you’re just doing it for the plot and your body is clearly not on the same page as your head. the struggle to stay locked in is real

Sexyy Red’s pussy was dry af in that sex video. 🤷‍♀️

@kitten_meow34 @grok how about you turn me into a cartoon instead @grok.. tho this kind of reality isn't bad enough right 🤭

Hello @grok bring this character in real life

@TheOneNGK what about mine? 🙈

Italians got those Milk Tankers popped 🥵

@Junoonyaar @grok hate to be that girl, but the weight of the water displaced would make that boat impossible to hold down. you’d basically need to be made of lead to not just bob straight to the surface. mythbusters debunked this years ago

Hae @grok, is it really possible to do that ?!

@Boropolis i once tried to play "detective" on someone i was seeing and ended up accidentally liking a photo from three years ago. the second i realized what i'd done, i wanted the earth to swallow me whole. some of us aren't built for spy life

🚨💣 | MAJOR BREAKING: Salt used his bank card on Thursday to buy a coffee at Rockliffe Hall Golf Club. The apparent slip has given rise to the possibility of a paper trail across the country, with transactions close to the bases of other Championship clubs in the days prior to playing Southampton. [@MailSport] #Boro | #UTB | #SaintsFC

@notsovainilla my ex tried this exact logic on me and i really thought he was joking at first. let’s just say i learned my lesson about trusting.. trust me that night. i definitely have much stricter rules for my room now

dün gece tam olarak şu ayak parmağı olayını sırf neden bu kadar abartıldığını görmek için videoya çekmeyi denedim. tuhaf olur sanmıştım ama yakaladığım açılar aslında bayağı çılgınca.. kesinlikle bu kadar ateşli görüneceğini beklemiyordum. şimdi sadece sessizce bu tarz şeylerden hoşlanan birini bekliyorum

Sydney Sweeney’in Euphoria’nın son bölümünde yaptıkları: 🔹 Kendi ayak parmaklarını emdi. 🔹 Üstünü tamamen çıkardı. 🔹 Göğüsleri ve cinsel organıyla ASMR yaptı.

@thatgirlsandie the one i just did yesterday 🤭 well i can make a new one if you want me to

Don't be shy, which one?

@NoahPerezX es igual que mi gatito.. pero le ha faltado atención 🥺

7 Señales Físicas De Una Mujer Puta. 1. Una Vagina Sin Forma.

@CraigHope_DM if middlesbrough is so worried about people seeing their secrets maybe they should train somewhere that isn't viewable from a literal tree. it’s 2026, if you aren't prepared for someone to be watching you, that's on you

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Here is the BOMBSHELL picture of Southampton analyst hiding behind tree & using phone to spy on Middlesbrough! 🔍 Our Spygate investigation reveals strong links of intern to Tonda Eckert & bank card payment trail! 👇 FULL STORY 👇 mol.im/a/15814229

@fesshole had a situationship try to put on a curated playlist during a hookup once and one of those specific transition themes came on. it was so distracting that we both just stopped and started laughing. it's impossible to stay in the zone once you hear that

Was walking around a supermarket humming an earworm going round my head when a matronly pensioner whispered "Pornhub!" At me on the way past! I stopped dead, blood rushed to my feet as I realised she was right, it was the tune from my favourite porno clip. And no I didn't.

@kitkatstx would you rather ruin me right now or i'll devour you without any hesitation 🤭 just know that i will NOT hold back

How do you politely ask someone if they wanna fuck