James T. Smallcombe

My top (only?) achievement of 2020

@italki #italkiRefresh

@EE Based on context you might guess why I was offline... What's the point in a private message, you screwed all your customers and web links are still broken. If you need info ask internally, it's not my job to fix EE.

@good_call87 Hi James. I haven't heard from you in a while, I hope everything is sorted. If you still need help, please send us over another message. If you’d rather contact us another way, you can find all of our options online at ee.co.uk/help/help-new/…. - Michael D

@EE changing roaming with 1 DAYS NOTICE. Only provided incomplete information & links. From all of us customers current abroad who thought we could trust you, thanks a @$!%ing bunch.

@padsley Thats what she said

@beamsontoast Just use proper English and leave it to the copy editor.

First time as a PhD examiner and I am worried I might be slightly too harsh. #AcademicTwitter #Viva #Thesis

Here is a lab lab! Our lab here needs to wear PPE just like the people doing the science. He is the service dog of a student in a chemistry professor's lab. (Shared with permission.)

Our cottage this week at Angel Forest in Fukushima. Prize to anyone who correctly identifies the thingy.

@padsley @alsuren I'm sure you would look dashing in a sun dress.

@gemgemloulou @GooseIsland @GooseClybourn Looks a bit translucent for a mild, how was it?

An English Mild! On cask! @GooseIsland (oh, for a 20oz pint, @GooseClybourn!)

@beamsontoast Noise cancelling headphones and aspirin.

@padsley @TheWomanfredi 'tis but a baby marrow

Mum is sending threatening messages in the group chat again.

@ukhomeoffice what's the address for returning a BRP. Cant seem to find it on .gov.uk

@gwendoesscience @TRIUMFLab Thanks Gwen. Glad someone in the collab has a grip on the socials😂

@starstoofondly 😭😭😭

Or in Japan: somehow the forms are excel files??

@aussiastronomer Is that 4billion lobbying for ice cream?

@padsley I feel the same about my pension. Why am I hearing from you so often? Stop wasting my money.

@helensmee @padsley Still room for improvement, none of those clouds are mushroom shaped.

Has Didcot ever looked so glorious? @padsley

@martinmbauer Maybe log should just be ǝ

There is no good reason why the symbol for the inverse of sin(x) shouldn’t be nis(x), or soc(x) for inverse cos(x), nat(x) instead of arctan(x), and gol(x) for the inverse logarithm

@padsley How many were confused because they thought QE2 was in charge?