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kebab kaleeb 🐘
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top tier ball knower | No gods, no masters. | #RollTide #BravesCountry #DirtyBirds | I’m objectively correct about all subjects.


Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.


Man I’m tired of getting into bidding wars with Texas teams or Oregon






The people in charge don't want you to know this, but Muslims love Jesus. Islam reveres Him as a major prophet and messenger of the Lord, believes He performed miracles, and states that He will return to Earth to defeat the Antichrist. That's why Donald Trump's painting depicting himself as the Son of God offended the president of Iran. It was an attack on his religion as well as Christianity. Today's Morning Note newsletter covers Masoud Pezeshkian's condemnation of Trump's “desecration of Jesus,” the Iran War's gutting effects on America's housing market, Colombia's plan to murder Pablo Escobar's hippopotami, and more. Read below. watchtcn.co/4stA1RL




“Senator Rafael. Donald Trump says your wife’s face could peel the paint off a car. What’s your response?” “I’m going to leave that up to Heidi and my beloved president to sort out. You’re not going to get me with gotcha questions.”


It's been a rough season for Auburn vs their biggest rival, no matter the sport:














