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So proud of my dear friend Sam for going viral. Sam, I am always cheering you on from the sidelines. 📣❤️

anyone? ..

earnestly thinking to myself "the sushi burrito is an amazing invention" in the year 2024

so yeah connor put the afikoman in the litter box

@beyonder200 self timer babe 💅🏼

@goodbivy “connor, come take this picture of me real quick”

last week my friend sent me this pic of justin bieber and then i responded with this pic of myself and then he didnt respond for many hours .

i'm still with Her

THIS JUST IN: Logan Beckham speaks on Gone Girl (2014) after 9 years of silence

i'm in my leaving comments on online recipes era. just a heads up that you might be seeing me around.

one sec i'm helping my bf with something

@um_fag there should have been a night shift nurse presale

i mean this in the least joking way. i need y’all to go to the job store and pick up a real fucking job

why does yogurt have to taste like how it does?

@cowgirlemoji @cowgirlemoji @ConnorMoore that's classified data.

sunday: personal best on bench press monday: flooded my house tuesday: erotica book club, severe facial reaction to The Ordinary Glycolic Acid wednesday: company wide layoffs, barbie thursday: bollywood cardio dance class so yeah, my life is anything BUT normal. 🤣

@btwitslauren i have the same disease... but it worked for me thanks to one insufferable brad mondo youtube tutorial. stay strong

should i start acting like this after connor and i move in together

this is 2013-high-carb-low-fat-freelee-the-banana-girl-vegan appropriation.

@um_fag this is perfect ryan core

security guard asked me out after taking down a patient who was trying to strangle me

need this for my boyfriend