karl havoc

smokin that shit that made the mouse modest

it’s not illegal to dip bread in some oil

Call me Captain Sully because I think Geese hits hard as hell

You literally do spend the first 5 years trying to get with the plan and the next 5 years trying to be with your friends again

one of Chappel Roan's bodyguards just told me In the Aeroplane Over the Sea is overrated

introducing a white boy to youtube poops feels like introducing a dog to a bone. how have you not met before

all my oomfs by lcd soundsystem

don’t text don’t call smiling friends is over

my circus, but the monkeys are independent contractors

First they WHAT for the communists???????????

accidentally said “one of my oomfs” in conversation. oomoomfs, if you will

just spilled coffee on my laptop and had to hit the keyboard with the therapy horse special

last night we let the vodquila talk

You’re not imagining things—the plums that were in your icebox are *gone*. Here’s why that’s bad news: • They were *your plums*, that you were saving for breakfast. That makes this personal for you. • They were *sweet*, so whoever ate them *enjoyed* them. That’s unforgivable.

members only palm beach is so horrible i’m obsessed with it

It's been a blast.

@weiszandvirtue the way I thought it was proud hottie raban

proud, haughty raban...

um actually it’s rubick’s CUBE… dr rubick was the scientist

wow I love this band

my little brother said will coming out as gay ruined stranger things as if that fuck ass bob didn’t ruin it first

america can’t afford to lose jimmy stewart