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My heart is not built for BGT. Don't think there is anything which comes close to the drama of it all. So close, so far, so nearly, so many ifs and if only. Ufff. What to do with my life till tomorrow morning now!

FUCK OFF KANGAROO

I have 2 tickets for Gursimran Khamba's lemons and Peaches show in Bangalore tomorrow night 22nd June, 8 pm in Koramangala. Giving away at reduced price as I won't be able to attend. If anyone is interested, please DM me.

Supporting RCB is like putting a dagger right through your heart and rotating it slowly, little by little each year until there's enough room for your soul to escape through. #rcb

God is Faithful ❤️

Can’t wait to get back on the court but here’s a little life update for 2023.

माननीय जनता, मेरे होने में आप सभी शामिल हैं। आपका प्यार ही मेरी दौलत है। आप दर्शकों से एकतरफ़ा और लंबा संवाद किया है। अपने यू- ट्यूब चैनल पर। यही मेरा नया पता है। सभी को गोदी मीडिया की ग़ुलामी से लड़ना है। आपका रवीश कुमार youtu.be/G9K9vpGTofo

@ayushi_sriv @AnkanBezbaruah @monaplayspubg @Abhinav301226 @VietjetairCom @VietjetIndia @DGCAIndia @AAI_Official Yes I can share the contact in DM

@goofynish @AnkanBezbaruah @monaplayspubg @Abhinav301226 @VietjetairCom @VietjetIndia @DGCAIndia @AAI_Official Hey, did you get the no.. if yes, can you please share it with me.. i am facing similar situation

Dear @VietjetairCom @VietjetIndia , with all due respect to your brand, we are looking forward for a confirmation on your operations from Bangalore and Hyderabad in December and going forward. @DGCAIndia @AAI_Official

This party is just getting started for Virat Kohli in Australia! #T20WorldCup #INDvPAK

@Loony_Xuddy I assumed :(

@goofynish 2011 Twitter is dead, sadly.

Hi Twitter, what's up. Anyone doing puns anymore?

Italian cyclist Michael Guerra uses his knowledge of physics and aerodynamics to adopt a “plank” position and overtake his competitors.

Lol Can only imagine you enjoy big Boss. Get well soon. That's why i don't use social media. BC trigger posts left and right

End the world already💔💔💔

Can't imagine I was re-thinking my decision to drive 12kms to see Top Gun Maverick. It's everything you would want from a sequel and then some and then some more. So thrilled!

At this point irrespective of team or result, everyone would be relieved if Kohli scores some runs. This is just not good for cricket's sake.

Hey, men who are with women. Ever say things like… “Have you seen the …” “Tell me what to do and I’ll do it” “But I do so much around here” “Why didn’t you ask me to do it?” “I do more than my friends” “Let me know if I can help” Then let’s talk about mental load. 1/

Why we can't stop saying gay, a story On the first day of my senior year of high school, a new boy showed up in my AP English class. He had transferred from a prestigious private school to my public school, and I was confused. I asked him why he moved and he shrugged 1/x