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"We should do this more often" is almost always code for "I'll most likely never text you again".

The entire morning spent in dismay, with no reasons or status given by the airlines. I'm losing money every second the flight stays on ground. Who will compensate me for my loss and time, @airindia? This is absolutely ridiculous.

Disgusting conduct by @airindia Was supposed to fly to London at 7:30 AM today (flight AI-111), it's 11 AM and we don't even know if the flight will ever take off.

Everyone talks about the “calm before the storm”. But we seldom speak about the quiet and relief that comes after it.

Idk what is tougher at this time: finding a new job or finding a new man.

Hi @pharmeasyapp What is the point of me ordering medicines when I’m sick, you promise me a time of delivery, and then you don’t deliver and vanish when I bring it up with you? How hard is it to deliver some commonly available antibiotics?

The urge to fling my phone at the wall/TV/window/mirror is getting stronger with each passing day.

I do this every weekend. And back. And then my dad says, “Investments ke alawa beta corpus fund bhi hona chahiye account mein aapke.” L. O. L.

Veer from #ClassOnNetflix reminds me so much of @aClockworkObi. Quite hot, both of them.

I miss the time when we used to subtweet like our life depended on it.

Definitely need Friday nights to get better.

@Uber_India Highly unprofessional behaviour of one of your drivers. Had a terrible experience, and my safety was at risk. Really afraid to take an Uber again. Have written to you over DM. Hoping to see a resolution. Very disappointing.

For impatient folks, moving on from someone is particularly torturous. Every morning you wake up thinking, “Why am I not over you already?!”.

@LavImpossible Thought as much 🤔

@Loony_Xuddy Probably not…

Does it get better in your 30s?

@visvak The Diary of a Social Butterfly. Not India, but super close.

How does one make new friends in their late 20s?

As a child, I never thought my life would turn out this way. Never actually realised when it started going wrong, & before I knew it, I was in the throws of struggle & unhappiness. The real challenge is hope; going to bed each night fervently praying that tomorrow is better.

@goofynish 2011 Twitter is dead, sadly.

Hi Twitter, what's up. Anyone doing puns anymore?

It wasn’t supposed to be like this. It wasn’t supposed to be this hard.

Bleh.