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@elite__skeleton @capybaroness

@capybaroness one day you will know why and it will be too late

recently learned that my rice cooker's "quick" setting cooks the rice exactly the same in half the time. leading me to wonder: why was it wasting my fucking time before

@LeadingReport He absolutely won’t do it

Thomas Massie plans to publicly read the names of Jeffrey Epstein’s alleged clients before leaving Congress.

@Okdamnbro @vxdeo @sneako You’re as retarded as he is

@vxdeo Hope you don’t get caught walking in public again @sneako

SNEAKO defends ChudTheBuilder while taking SHOTS at Akademiks 😳 “You f**king monkey grifter, You’re not even American, go back to Jamaica.."

@j_fishback Closeted homo 100%

Our first date (as husband and wife)

@kangminlee Chill Chingy ching

Los Angeles Lakers center Jaxson Hayes, who is known to be a professional woman beater and domestic abuser, mocks Erika Kirk on his IG

@Dexerto Play retarded steroid games, win retarded prizes

Former competitive Pokemon TCG player and bodybuilder Gabriel Ganley has died aged 22 He competed at the Pokemon World Championships, was ranked among Latin America’s top players, and had 2.1 million Instagram followers

@jacksonhinkle No he won’t. Israeli cuck

🇺🇸 Thomas Massie says he will publicly read the names of Epstein clients before leaving Congress. HERO!

@jedigoodman Addy’d up loser with no skills

He should appeal with the commission.

@remarks Indians are disgusting

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇮🇳 Secretary of State Marco Rubio says Americans who make racist comments about Indians are "stupid people."

@NFL_DovKleiman Actual bug eyed retard

𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴: Free agent wide receiver Tyreek Hill has announced that he is now a DJ in Miami. Hill has been mastering his craft while recovering from knee surgery and fell in love with EDM. Tyreek might've played his last down of football.

@GosstyOfficial Retaaarrrdddddd

@goontard00 How twin? 😭

HOW TO GET EVERY EXCLUSIVE SKIN IN FORTNITE! [NOT PATCHED] 👇 Some guy made a map where you can get over 300 rare, unreleased, and exclusive skins! ✨ Island Code: 9789-8565-6951 *DISCLAIMER: Since this is in UEFN, you CANNOT get banned for using this.* 💡

@j_fishback Mail order bride and closeted gay 10000%

I met her last week, got engaged on Wednesday, completed all of Catholic marriage prep on Thursday, found a venue Friday, and got married yesterday. Now hire me as Governor so I can deliver this level of speed and efficiency for Florida.

Holy retard alert

@iTalkStudiosYT Elf ears

Manny Machado is such a dick lmao like God forbid the umpire enforces the rules of baseball

@FearedBuck Retard alert 🤯

Dr. Umar Johnson goes off on Shane Gillis, Tony Hinchcliffe, Kevin Hart, and Netflix over jokes they made about Black people on The Roast of Kevin Hart. “You’re gonna make fun about the enslavement of my ancestors, and you’re gonna pass it off as comedy? This was not comedy. This was a public ex-cution of the honor, self-respect, and integrity of Black America and we not going for it.” “This was a get back for Druski portraying as Erika Kirk… If Netflix ever disrespects Black people like this again, you will pay with your pocketbook. I need the Black pastors to send Netflix a letter, I need the Congressional Black Caucus to send Netflix a letter, I need the Divine Nine Black Fraternities and Sororities to send Netflix a letter, I need the Urban League, The NAACP, and every grassroots Black organization, The Black Masons included, send Netflix a letter and tell them, If this ever happens again, Netflix will be cancelled by the Black African race.”

@TYRISPRINT Ozempic

why does she looks so different & in a good way? what did she do?

@SunnyBanks_ Ugly Botox bimbo

Bobbi Althoff with a new look 👀

@FearedBuck Disgusting

Bobbi Althoff shows off her new look after being styled by Sukihana.

@GRNasake Shaq a predator fr. So fuckin creepy

Shaq met the tallest professional model in the world Ekaterina Lisina 👀