Carl Spackler

Still processing getting told “it’s been great keeping up with your LinkedIn” last night

@hogman29 Are we serious? @hogman29

Buddy just asked me if my vest was from Costco. Bitch this vouri

Jose Lobaton just came to mind. Hope everyone has a great night

Manny Machado may have the weirdest ears I’ve ever seen #makesyouwonder

Good night Cleveland

Who are you and what did you do with Scottie?

Me losing all my humour and social skills the minute someone I don't know joins the conversation

Can’t a guy miss Lonnie Chisenhall every now and then

Steely Dan Sunday

How do I let everyone know at this wedding that today is my half birthday?

@monty69mole @DetHomicide @hogman29 Haven’t seen it, can’t add to this. Good luck tho!

@DetHomicide @hogman29 @hogman29 yeah I’m gonna need you to reevaluate that

Just saw a La La Land edit at 10:30 this morning. Guess who’s too emotionally devastated to get anything done at work today!

Best trade deadline ever

@hogman29 Solid chance you may not want to trade for him anymore…

This game needs to be a sign to krall we need to trade for Eugenio Suarez. Marte can play offensively for a playoff team but defensively could be a reason we falter

i’m getting shitfaced today that’s what he would’ve wanted

Build the statue

BREAKING: I will be hosting an early screening of Happy Gilmore 2 on the 9th green at 9 on July 24th. Hope you all can make it. Oh and dress nice.

@SlimVinny69 Ever heard of a twelve month lease?

@gopherhunter1 It’s July bro.

Just left my college house for the final time #killme

@hogman29 You’re a beast

@gopherhunter1 Rough experience. So many good memories and glad I was able to experience some with you

@monty69mole Feels like this calls for a bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Coworkers are on a teams call 10 ft away from each other. This feels dystopian.

@NUCLRGOLF Soft. Make the cut and then maybe you should be able to film

🚫🎥⛳️ #DENIED — YouTube golf mega star Grant Horvat has announced the PGA Tour will not allow his film crew to document competition rounds, citing media rights rules, therefore he has decided to not accept a sponsor’s invite into the Barracuda Championship this week. Should an exception have been made? (Via @GrantHorvatGolf / YT)