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@laila_22100 The seed that fertilised the egg that made you

What do men produce? 🤔

@ayeshavisk41781 1

How many dots ? Only 1% will succeed

@Matt_Pinner But plug

Found in grandfather’s tools Heavy metal object with rope wrapped around. can anyone tell me what this is?

@R_MFC_1885 Fuck me , what do they teach in school nowadays

Just got to passport control and found out it’s postponed 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

@KeithHuewen I couldn’t agree with you more, his almost telepathic bike control will see him challenging Marc very soon

The most exciting thing to happen in MotoGP in 2026! And running #07 too! A lot to live up to, but, if anyone can, Toprak can! 📸 MotoGP

@WestHam_Central In talks with Dagenham and redbridge…😂

Jesse Lingard currently in Essex

@niallmackenzie1 @WorldSBK @OpticalExpress Should have gone too……

Finally ready! So grateful to everyone that worked hard to make this happen. Welcome to @WorldSBK @OpticalExpress 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😎

@MayMayspeaks 2

@JV_F1 My favorite team getting back to where it belongs

I was told this morning that it’s been three years since the announcment that I would be joining Williams as Team Principal. What a journey so far and the best is still yet to come. Here’s to many more years in blue (a subtle but I am sure expected livery hint!) 💙

@GeorgeCochrane1 One of the most surprising things about the 1955 Citroen DS was the ability to change the wheels without having to jack the car up

How do you say it in French? #FrenchCarFriday #Citroen

@elonnews40 16

@AutoPap From the Stevie Wonder collection….

Not sure if someone lost a bet or they actually paid money for that.

@WestHam_Central Whatever happened to getting behind your team…..

Are we supposed to be grateful that his move to Villa fell through last minute so he's being forced to spend one last season with us? This is strange to me.

@GeorgeCochrane1 Le bolox

"How do you say it in French?"

@wolsned More than you codpiece

Does Keir Starmer have any redeeming qualities?

@GeorgeCochrane1 Le douche Madame

Today's #FrenchCarFriday #Citroen Caption Competition 1 - There is no prize 2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses

@GeorgeCochrane1 Refuelling the methane powered Volvo proved troublesome

Today's Caption Competition 1 - There is no prize 2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses

@GeorgeCochrane1 Must be the Liberace in you…

I'm sorry... ebay.com/itm/1361854456…

@GeorgeCochrane1 Merde

How do you say it in French? #FrenchCarFriday

@GeorgeCochrane1 Didn’t you see the GTV

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