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My favourite video of all time ❤️ twitter.com/fawales/status…

David Micheluzzi's 139-yard putt sets a new World Record! 😳🔥

@cutchy1 @goss27

Drinking with @goss27 tonight

This is still gold

Partner's Dad refers to his neighbour as 'Elton'. Always thought it was an odd name for a 70 year old woman. Walked past her a few weeks back and said 'Morning Elton'. As you guessed her name is Janet, he just thinks she looks like Elton John. Can't look her in the eyes now.

@WilliamHill @paddypower Should’ve given 1/50 on it

@goss27 @paddypower Hi sorry but nothing for this

@WilliamHill @paddypower odds on CR7 to sit front row of the fury fight, next to a sheikh?

Okay but that was an elite parallel park

@Stuartrobson123 @Liam_murph123 @ryanwilb @fun88eng 😂😂

@Liam_murph123 @ryanwilb @fun88eng My little pasta boy on boil

Let’s have the name of the first goalscorer and correct score when Newcastle travel to Craven Cottage today 🤔 One follower with the right answer gets a pair of tickets to an #NUFC game later this season ⚫️⚪️ #FULNEW | #PL

Accidentally switched the boiler off by nudging the power switch. A bit later, I noticed the boiler had stopped working so arranged for a gas engineer to visit. He turned the switch back on and charged me for the call out. I've got a degree in electrical engineering.

Screams @Liam_murph123 defending a set piece ‘MURPHYS!!’

That Audi owner's ego must be in pain

Oh, if only!

Gezzy Price and Michael Smith swapping darts is iconic

This moment on Radio Wales Sport in Manchester United vs Newport County earlier… 💀 twitter.com/BigManNick_/st…

@WilliamHill Lowest it lets me do is chiefs -2.5??

@goss27 Hi you can place this bet as a double using the Alternative spread lines

@WilliamHill odds on Chiefs and 49ers both to win by 10?

Wha he say @Rhyslamont

Two kids from junior school snowballed me today, I ran for it and hid behind a wall outside school. I made rock hard snowballs and waited for them. I pounded the little bastards until their teacher came out. I'm 64 and feel fucking great, but I will change my route now.