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@OccupyDemocrats She seemed so angry and wasn't even trying to be funny.

BREAKING: Chelsea Handler incinerates MAGA comedian Tony Hinchcliffe with a brutal takedown at the Kevin Hart roast: "Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn!" This is the same Hinchcliffe who made racist "jokes" about Puerto Ricans at a Trump rally... "Tony Hinchcliffe is here. Tony is what happens when women don't have safe access to abortion care," Handler said. "Tony and Shane both live in Texas where abortion is illegal, but on the upside, if you see one of them doing comedy, there's a pretty good chance your uterus will start dry heaving on its own." While Shane Gillis was able to laugh good-naturedly at the jabs, Hinchcliffe was incredibly uncomfortable on camera, glancing around and doing his best to smile it off. "Tony is a real guy's guy, or what's more commonly known as a bottom," joked Handler. "Tony, you have the face of a school shooter and the personality of someone who gets shot first. Look at you, you look good! You've got like a little Hollywood glow-up. I didn't know veneers came in deli mustard yellow. But it actually looks a little bit better in person." "You must be using Crest White Supremacist strips," Handler relentlessly went on. "Tony and Shane, this must be so exciting for you guys. Usually on Sunday nights, you just burn a cross on someone's lawn. And tonight you get to roast a whole Black guy. Well, a half a one, because it's Kevin. "Tony, quick question: If you're here tonight, who's keeping Joe Rogan's balls warm in their mouth?" she added. Bravo! This is exactly what that Trumper hack deserves. For those who need reminding, Hinchcliffe appeared a t Trump rally at Madison Square Garden in the runup to the 2024 election and called Puerto Rico a "floating island of garbage," tossing read meat to the racist MAGA base. He deserves nothing but our disdain. Please ❤️ and share if you think that Chelsea Handler crushed it!

@iamstilljess Saw him do the jokes the night before in Boston trying them out on a crowd. They killed. He killed at the roast as well. One of his jokes he didn't use, and then i heard Kat Williams do the joke. That was awesome. Its great how much they work with each other.

Shane Gillis bombing the roast???

@SenWarren "The government will steal your money and decide which charities to fund."

@60Minutes Dear lord, the garbage never stops.

After natural disasters, white nationalists, militias, and conspiracists often arrive, offering help. But they also want to recruit and improve their image. Watch the full 60 Minutes report: cbsnews.com/news/some-whit…

If Jeff Bezos can drop $10 million to sponsor the Met Gala, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.

@marklevinshow “Ben must be doing something right.” Meanwhile, Ben:

@SenWarren idiot

@SenWarren Yes, tax him more so that he can't sponsor charities, moron.

@RBystrianyk @RepThomasMassie Almost as in 99.999999999999999999999%

@RepThomasMassie Sad to say but our government is almost completely against the interests of the people.

The House passed FISA Section 702 renewal yesterday. I voted NO. This was a Uni-Party vote in favor of unchecked government surveillance without adequate warrants or accountability.

@MarioNawfal Probably the same guy who planted the pipe bomb in DC way back when. Or, the guy who attacked Smollet. Or...

🇺🇸 A man in a KKK robe was seen strolling down Main Street in a Rhode Island town last night. You may be surprised to know, but Rhode Island once had as many as 20,000 KKK members... But that was a century ago. This guy just looks ridiculous.

@vonderleyen @magyarpeterMP @EU_Commission Its the EU way.

A very good exchange with @magyarpeterMP in Brussels today. We discussed the steps necessary to unlock EU funds earmarked for Hungary, that are frozen due to corruption and rule of law concerns. @EU_Commission will support your work to address these issues and realign with shared European values. Our teams will continue to work closely together. For a prosperous Hungary at the heart of our shared European home.

@dom_lucre I'd take the Ford GT over any of them.

🔥🚨RECENT: Over $300 million worth of cars were spotted on the Austin highway for The Texas Grand Tour. Every exotic car from Bugatti, Koenigsegg, Pagani, McLauren, Lamborghini and more were seen commanding the roads.

There are no goods or services the state provides us with which the market cannot provide at both a cheaper cost & a higher quality.

@EdGallrein @AmDigitalNews Get fuck3d

Thomas Massie has turned his back on Kentucky’s 4th District, and now the people are responding by turning their backs on him. Voters across the District are raising their voices and standing strong. They refuse to be ignored any longer, and they’re fed up with the disconnect. They demand leadership that delivers results. The message is clear: we’re moving forward—without Massie. Vote May 19!

@EndWokeness They built all of Massachusetts as well. So amazing. My Italian and Irish ancestors have been wrong all this time.

"Somalis built the economy, the soul of this state, and no human is illegal" MN State Capitol today:

@ImMeme0 Wait until world war 111. She will be like "How did i miss so many?"

Rep. Ilhan Omar: “The last time the Alien Enemies Act was invoked… during World War ELEVEN.” She must have gotten her education in the Quality Learing Center.

@TaraBull He looks good

I had no idea who this was at first

@NeguseRachel @baltimoresun I don't understand how what you wrote is related to this post?

@baltimoresun It’s located in Dundalk known for having long history of racism toward black peoples: During his last run for presidency, Trump got 70 percent of Dundalk: He even came to the Boulevard Diner. The New York Times featured Dundalk as an example of industrial city that voted for him

Jimmy's Famous Seafood drew both praise and sharp criticism on Monday, after posting "You need valid ID to enter our bar. This isn't a voting booth." This continues a trend of Jimmy's continuing to be outspoken and often, more explicitly political from their brand account. "Proudly visited this evening (after showing ID)", one post in support read. Other posts are less supportive. "A seafood restaurant doing voter suppression talking points is crazy work," another post read. 📸: Baltimore Sun staff

As a single mother and a UC professor, I see firsthand how the $15,588 annual tuition price tag is forcing our brightest students to struggle just to get by. When I’m Governor, we will restore California’s promise of free tuition for our residents. A degree shouldn't come with a lifetime of debt.