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huge day for 35 year olds with jack skellington tattoos who don’t play about ice nine kills or ronnie radke

I just hit a clefairy with my car

i love pocky, it feels like im eating wood

Uncle grandpa made me do it

i get horny off that movie theater popcorn

Filed my taxes and got $0 back x.com/headjminist/st…

hi everyburger

Ate a crumb on my desk and it was a dry scalp flake

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i'm just someone's weird sister

(Trying to impress my mouse date) And let’s do a big piece of cheese for the table as well

my vape taste like a zamboni

You got enough jams in there brother god damn

I made my Jolteon a gaming room in Pokopia and he immediately became an e-boy with a long distance gf

my sister never stopped saying derp and i think shes onto something like we need to bring that #back