Cory G Watson

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Cory G Watson

@gphat

My mango is to blow up, and then act like I don't know nobody!

Nashville, TN Katılım Haziran 2007
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Emily Luk@BestOfLuk·
✨ Today, we’re announcing @withPlenty : where couples invest and plan for their future together. ✨ It’s our first step towards becoming the home where families collaboratively manage their financial lives. 🧵 Why we built Plenty 0/8 techcrunch.com/2023/05/23/ple…
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Jeli.io@jeli_io·
Oh this should be good...what's the weirdest place you've done incident response? Go enter with @LauraMDMaguire at #sreconemea22 to win some earphones! (or just respond here, for fun). 💬🎧
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ostrich@eggnoforsale·
five hundred, twenty five thousand, six hundred hotdogs
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Reuven Lazarus@rlazarus·
[unfolding a sheet of paper and looking into your eyes] In these wedding vows, the key words "MUST", "MUST NOT", "REQUIRED", "SHALL", "SHALL NOT", "SHOULD", "SHOULD NOT", "RECOMMENDED", "MAY", and "OPTIONAL" are to be interpreted as described in RFC 2119.
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Kelsey D. Atherton@AthertonKD·
J. ROBERT OPPENHEIMER [ to himself]: now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds. KENNETH BAINBRIDGE [to Oppenheimer]: now we are all sons of bitches GOOFY [present at the Trinity nuclear test, July 16, 1945]: Gawrsh
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entropy@ennntropy·
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big boy online
big boy online@idonotbleed·
jesus saves. and then, he passes those savings on tO YOU SO COME ON DOWWWN TO JESUS JEEP AND CHRISTLER WE GOT BRAND NEW 2023 MODELS AND WE’RE RESURRECTING 2022 MODELS FOR PRICES THAT WONT CRUCIFY YOUR WALLET THANK YOU GOD OUR LORD AND SAVER WE’RE OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK BECAUSE SUNDAY
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Jeli.io@jeli_io·
Looking to start a Learning from Incidents program? Download our free Incident Analysis 101 ebook today! We've got proven techniques that you can apply to your org regardless of the stage of your post-incident work! jeli.io/incident-analy…
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(doctor) Alex Grease
(doctor) Alex Grease@dodgonkulator·
Dude. Did you seriously just abandon me at the outskirts of the grazing area? You KNOW that I'm at increased risk of predation as one of the weaker + sicklier members of the herd.
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Higgybaby
Higgybaby@TheHiggybaby·
PARENTS, please check your kids candy this Halloween. I just found the One Ring forged in secret in the fires of Mount Doom, which the Dark Lord Sauron poured his cruelty, his malice, and his will to dominate all life.
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