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@emilyhewertson @Katie_Lam_MP LEGENDS

Delighted to finally meet @Katie_Lam_MP 🇬🇧

The best marketing Gail’s could hope for

One Monster Raving Looney activist has smuggled a pint in to the count under a top hat

imagine Matt Hancock walking towards you

I’m putting together a team

@tomhfh Literally what was this

This is a crime against humanity.

*except Pakistani-Muslim grooming gangs

Celery, Celery🫵 #UTC

Outside Stamford Bridge queuing to get in, one geezer goes ‘this shit is less organised than the Labour Party AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING’. Sound. Laughs and claps all around. #CFC

@uncleed__ SCAM

‘You better not steal attention at my wedding’ Victoria Beckham:

@KemiBadenoch @NJ_Timothy Should have been Katie Lam

Delighted to announce that @NJ_Timothy is the new Shadow Justice Secretary. As an MP, Nick has led the way in revealing the failure of West Midlands Police Chief over the Maccabi football ban, and in opposing Labour's sinister Islamophobia definition. He is a true Conservative, brings a wealth of experience, and is a formidable campaigner. Nick will be a massive asset to the Shadow Cabinet team as we continue to develop our plans for a stronger economy, stronger borders and a stronger country.

Whys it giving Laila Cunningham

@FootyScran Korean chicken loaded waffle fries, CHE vs ARS Carabao Cup Semis

Pubs in England & Wales are facing a massive hike in business rates in April 🍻 💸 📈 75%+ of venues are looking at increases in their rateable value, some by 500%+ the government's signalled a potential u-turn... but nothing's confirmed yet. so i built ismypubfucked.com with official VOA data for 43,000 pubs, which looks at just how fucked they each are find your local. see what they're up against. buy a pint.

“yeah it was good thanks. quiet one. feels good to get back to some normality if im honest haha”

@fleurmeston Standing there with you watching this was the most romantic experience of my life ngl x

Love this new water feature in Westminster 😍

@fleurmeston In: Notes pages

2026 ins and outs In: Chess Solo cinema trips The prodigy The House of Lords Dash cam footage compilations Restaurants with tablecloths Engraving Argyle pattern Cats Out: Coffee London Redacting files Gradualism Supermarkets Bill Nighy Autocorrevt Subscriptions Neighbours

@BellaWallerstei Gorgeous!!

Bringing in 2026 with new bangs ✂️