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@charlllley @laurentraceyyy U the soundest bhadgal

@charlllley U allowed to do as u please but u ain't got azelias backing

@charlllley twitter.com/kalenminaj/sta…

If you decide to eat an apple anywhere near me while I'm in the library, u can expect a long stream of vocal abuse, as an attempt to drown out the loudest, most distracting noise you could ever have the audacity to impose on someone. Take your apple n fuck off somewhere else

@meganmcivor_ Think this every day

Getting bloody ridiculous now on m62.

@rubytalulah @IzziSykes Who remembers Schmaul 🙋🙋🙋🙋

.@michaelgove One step ahead of you. EU legislation on single-use plastics coming before the summer. Maybe you can align with us? #EUDoesntSuck #StrongerTogether #PlasticsStrategy twitter.com/BBCPolitics/st…

Stop Windsor council removing rough sleepers before royal wedding - Sign the Petition! chn.ge/2mi6taR via @UKChange

(I won every time. Got to the point where to even give Ozzie a chance I had to move up to Tricky mode. Still won)

When Oscar and I were travelling we got so into sudoku that instead of exploring Bangkok, we went and sat in a shopping centre and had a race to complete challenging mode

What an absolutely ludicrous, incompetent, absurd, make it up as you go along, couldn’t run a piss up in a brewery bunch of jokers there are running the government at the most critical time in a generation for the country.

Oscar loves Blue Peter apparently

@majaaudrey Looool ffs bet he was just waiting for any little mention of the B word, probs vexed it took him so long to "let slip"😒

@maxgezdog Wyd tonight bro

If I was prime minister first thing I'd do would be to ban university students from using the word literally

two biggest shocks of adult life: 1. everyone does cocaine 2. cheese is fucking expensive

Corbyn points out that the average English student graduates with a £57,000 debt. May laughs hysterically for no obvious reason. #PMQs

I’m voting for Walkers Prawn Cocktail! #chooseorlose cards.twitter.com/cards/18ce53w4…