Graeme Fraser
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Graeme Fraser
@graemesfraser
Just a guy. Sometimes I tweet, but I have no illusions that anyone really cares.
Katılım Ocak 2012
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@colettemkp This seems like a newer version of “Who’s on first.”
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@SpitballersPod Daisy (the puppy) from John Wick. This spawned 439 deaths (so far).
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@jonstewart I’m the opposite: nobody asked, and I’m NOT fine.
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Thought of this listening to episode 6 of @TheCrashCourse pod “How the universe works” with @johngreen and @AstroKatie
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When people say “more #blank than all the sand on all the beaches” do they mean at high tide or low tide? I might need to know if I’m doing really specific calculations. Maybe @hankgreen knows.
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@paytmitch So sorry for your loss. We said goodbye to ours a day after his 17th bday. Not cancer, but still hard. Pets are the best, losing them is so hard.
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@petercnordberg @clhubes Narrator (David Attenborough): “The defeated alpha-bro slinks off to reassess his life’s decisions in his parents basement, because, it did, in fact, come across as creepy.”
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@clhubes “As long as it doesn’t come across creepy”
Narrator: it did, in fact, always come across creepy
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@paytmitch The biggest drawer in my dresser is for socks. 50% “work” socks, 30% #awesomesocks.
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@romanmars I really needed that “6 blocks north” joke today on @99piorg I just put down my 17yo dog and was walking and feeling sorry for myself. Thanks for the laugh, and the education as always.
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@SpitballersPod How does @andyholloway not have 112% of the vote?
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We Drafted The Best Objects With A Handle
Andy: Sword, Coffee Pot, Umbrella, Motorcycle
Mike: Shopping Bag, Pots & Pans, Bucket, Milk Jug
Jason: Car, Refrigerator, Pickleball Paddle, Suitcase
#SpitballersVote
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@icbc Is your booking system down? My last appointment was lost in your system even though
I had confirmation. Now I can't book, my license expires soon, and I'm NOT sitting and waiting for a walk-in appointment.
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@icbc A couple of bucks a month in savings. It's a takeout meal over the year. But if I drive 1,000,000 km, insurance doesn't cost more. Plus, what does it cost to administrate this?
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@mikejang @caseyjoloos Same here. Never really liked the word “spunky” but didn’t have a negative connotation either. I put in the same category as “nice”.
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@caseyjoloos come again??? 🤣😉🤣
as obvious as it seems, i’ve never associated the word spunky with spunk before… until now. and it’s now forever associated in my head.
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@rwdettman @drex I can only hear this in a David Attenborough voice.
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@drex Announcer: “Our candidates are grown in the mountains of Columbia and hand-picked by David Eby at their peak of radicalness.”
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@garthstein listening to the audiobook. 2 min in and I’m crying, 7 min and I have to pull over. Looking forward to the next 7 hours. We have a 17 yo dog and our family is having this conversation.

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