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@thatonemaddy this made my day, thank you

We’re resilient, savvy, and absurdly competent. We lead with our hearts and know when to not take ourselves too seriously. We have a well-earned reputation of being compassionate managers who always have our employees’ backs. We’re beyond ready to lead the way. 17/

& now we find ourselves watching many of the younger generation turn towards racism, misogyny, & homophobia, & actively make our country a more dangerous place to live. We worry about our future, especially now that many of us have either started or are starting families. 15/

remote work is just being in a long distance relationship with your job

there is no good quantity of ants in the aperol

@mattisadev @OnDeck ok I bought one too now

@grahamaden @OnDeck I kept trying and it just went through, claiming I ordered one. Zero idea. I guess we'll see. Schrodinger's Steam Deck

Hi, we're working on the Steam Store checkout issues. Apologies for the inconvenience - please hang on while we fix things on our end.

@mattisadev @OnDeck 💯

@grahamaden @OnDeck what the fuck

@mattisadev @OnDeck they're gone

@OnDeck Do we just assume the Limited Edition is gone or what

@emilynussbaum thank you ♥️ I came to your twitter precisely for this, after listening to your interview with @AdeemTheArtist on a run this weekend, and subsequently sobbing through the video to Books and Records at work

Plus a playlist to get you started: open.spotify.com/playlist/1XEZz…

If you've been following the Jason Aldean story & think he reps country music, DON'T. My @NewYorker story this week is all about the other side of Nashville—a wild, varied, joyfully creative community of country-music artists, fighting for a better TN: newyorker.com/magazine/2023/…

growth: just a series of increasingly scary rooms to risk looking dumb in

@SteveIsSad I also love that you can see my pile of matching purple shit on the couch

vamos a la playa ☀️🐢

@SteveIsSad I hate everything about this picture and especially that it is on twitter but don’t take it down because I loved every moment of this snork

👍🤿👍 @grahamaden

@megan_gamble perhaps no less impressive superpower is actually flexibility around correct amount of pasta for self?

My superpower is that I can pretty accurately, fairly consistently, cook exactly the correct amount of pasta for myself.

@megan_gamble @nicmartinezva @ClaudiaAHndz ok now show me the best bagel you can get within four blocks of forest park

@nicmartinezva @ClaudiaAHndz yay thanks! Midwest pride / inferiority complex is strong!!

I don’t know if a lot of people know how massive Rock Creek Park really is

@benj___i battle hern

Gonna start a party called Battle Themn

@StephDoesMath @MrEAnders gack

Police handcuffed the man who stopped the Colorado Springs shooter and locked him up for more than an hour, while he was unsure if his family had survived. Despicable.

@ryangrim @mtsw twitter.com/grahamaden/sta…

The hero of Colorado Springs was cuffed, left in a car and ignored for more than an hour by police, as he wondered if his family had lived through the shooting (they were wounded but survived)

@prolepeach @thekateblack also

@purplechrain @Esqueer_ twitter.com/grahamaden/sta…

@Esqueer_ And then the cops cuffed and detained the hero and wouldn’t let him go find his wounded family members.

@Esqueer_ oh and @nytimes edited that paragraph since your screenshot too

@MrEAnders @nytimes why

@MrEAnders wait until you see the edit they did to that paragraph