Graham

CraveTV shortened their name (like I should have done in 2004) but they didn't shorten my special, still available, and still heartbreakingly brilliant.

Part of me hates when people only use social media to brag, but part of me won an award. If I can live with the hypocrisy, so can you.

Keep in mind these are the same people who spent the Nineties insisting that I should drink a bunch of milk everyday.

Canada didn’t say you can’t have 15 drinks per week, it’s just not one of their Top Ten Health Hacks anymore.

@bobby To understand this pun you have to have heard the expression “Sausage me nuts.” Unfortunately nobody has said it.

can somebody help me figure out the pun here. is there one?? i feel like i'm going insane.

We went and done did it again. #CdnScreenAwards

@matt_obrien @BebeNeuwirth have you seen this? (I have to confess I never caught this episode of Fraser.)

The only virtual comedy show you need to see.

Listen to me debate boat ownership with the runaway train that is Sean Cullen.

This was more relevant in the time of live gatherings, but it’s still very fun because @ThaFloatingHead is a great opponent/human being. HAVE A LISTEN.

Now that so many comics have been humbled by the world-changing situation of COVID-19, it's time to tell those same comics: You've been using the word "humbled" incorrectly. WRONG: "Look, I won a big award. So humbled." RIGHT: "Sold a Genie Award to buy Uber Eats. Humbled."

Tiger King is more unlike Lion King than the title suggests, but a solid and weird watch all the same.

Despite all that’s happened, I still don’t want to hear about your trip to Italy.

If you want to know how you can help self-employed artists during this time, here are some ways: 1. Big bag o’ money on my front porch.

@TorrensJonathan To be clear, that’s not innuendo.

@TorrensJonathan That’s right. These are the kinds of edgy new tweets you can expect from a man who’s about to take his shih tzus for a walk on the rail trail.

@JeffMcEnery Any notices asking you not to plug the toaster into the outlet next to the bathtub? That seems like a more pressing issue than the AC.

@JeffMcEnery Bud, do you know how heartbroken I was to find out that I didn’t know how to pretend to take off a hockey helmet?

I’ve done lots of shows, but I’m rarely part of a promo code. Don’t waste this chance.

Take a seat and get ready for “Booth vs. Table & Stupid Questions” w/ @ThaFloatingHead, @grahamchit, @chrislockeworld and @courtgilmour airing today at 11:30am on CBC Radio One!

Do your ears want a break from bad news? Well I debate @grahamchit (hilarious) about "tables vs booths" and @courtneyjgilmour (hilarious) debates @chrislockeworld (hilarious) about "Stupid Questions" today at 11:30! It's gonna be a comedy dust up! cbc.ca/radio/thedebat…